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by Ed Matlack

Wednesday, May 03, 2006
Rated "G" by the Author.
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My eyes red,

Brains oozing out of my ear,

Cannot of you see too clear,

No alcohol did I drink,

But man do I of something stink…


Can’t drive,

Barely can survive,

No food did I eat,

Maybe the smell is my feet…?


Walking as well hard,

As writing is for this bard,

Cannot ride either a bike,

Could anyone in this condition me like…?


My sanity still there but just barely,

A beer in my hand you will see only rarely,

Never as I recall have I been treated unfairly,

Better off in this condition, sitting on my ass quite squarely…

© ~ 5/3/06

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Reviewed by Birgit and Roger Pratcher 5/5/2006
Poor dear, hope you'll cool off plenty,
Birgit and Roger
Reviewed by Kenny Baez 5/4/2006
a bleary confessional soul-searching poem that's probably detoxed the inner man. Clean again!
Reviewed by Peter Paton 5/4/2006
Only mad dogs and Englishmen sit out in the midday sun...:)
Reviewed by Susan de Vegter 5/4/2006
Quite a foundation you have there Ed. You paint this picture so well known for each of us at one time or the other. You look like you enjoy the world and your poems attest to this.
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 5/4/2006
Have you ever heard of sunscreen Edity???

Rufuz pleas tell your daddy what that is!!

Hope you peel!!

Love Stinka.Whahahaha
Reviewed by Chanti Niven 5/3/2006
At least sitting on your ass produces entertaining poetry. Just wondering...are any of us really sane? lol
Take care
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 5/3/2006
No sunscreen, eh, Ed? Shame! Hope you feel better soon. :)

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Noxema is good for sunburns. :)
Reviewed by E T Waldron 5/3/2006
Poor Ed don't know enough to come in out of the sun!;-) Rufuz where was ya! better take care of daddio he's losing it..hope you didn't get sunburned!woof...


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