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A Somali arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the United States.
He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says,
"Thank you Mr. American for lett ing me in this country!" But the
passer-by says "You are mistaken, I am Mexican".

The man goes on and encounters another passer-by. "Thank you for
ha! ving such a beautiful country here in America!" The person says
"I no American, I Vietnamese."

The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops,
shakes his hand and says "Thank you for the wonderful America!"
That person puts up his hand and says "I am from Middle East, I am not
an American!"

He finally sees a nice lady and asks suspiciously, "Are you an
American?"
She says, "No, I am from Russia!" So he is puzzled, and asks her,
"Where are all the Americans?" The Russian lady looks at her watch,
shrugs, and says..."Probably at work supporting the immigrants, as it should be..."