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What is sexy...?
by Ed Matlack

Friday, May 12, 2006
Rated "G" by the Author.
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To some its big boobs,

To some its watching porn on the tube,

To some its sharing a shower,

To some their mate they devour…J


Some find weight to turn them on,

Some play with themselves while others yawn,

Some use cool whip to lather up,

Some, like the above, just dress up their pup…J


There are those that are attracted to the extreme,

Kinky for them is where its at, they do it in a stream,

Some need ice cream to make them scream,

While others live with the missionary regime…J


No matter your tastes,

Sex is never a waste,

Dress the part or not,

Do so after smoking pot,

We all can have fun, even doing it in a vacant lot…J

© ed ~ 5/12/06

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Reviewed by Birgit and Roger Pratcher 5/15/2006
Does Rufuz know about this? huh, come on, tell the truth,
very much enjoyed this,
Birgit and Roger
Reviewed by Kate Clifford 5/13/2006
Exactly! Each to their own :-) Don't show this one to Rufuz.....seems he is in the mood lately and this might throw him over the edge!
Reviewed by Duke LaRance 5/12/2006
I have a good euphenism for that langid pose, but it shouldn't be repeated in polite company. Liked this a lot.
Reviewed by Jane Rodway 5/12/2006
LOL, you and Ian have me laughing today- all I need is a funny one( and one of what's in the poem) from Andy, and I'll be set for a week! :)
Reviewed by Regis Auffray 5/12/2006
You are truly an epicurean lover of life, Ed. Love and peace to you,

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 5/12/2006
Oh I am not telling on THAT!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by E T Waldron 5/12/2006
Your talent for seeking the better things in life never ceases to amaze me;-) Hey Rufuz, don't you look at that pic ...woof
Reviewed by Susan de Vegter 5/12/2006
To each teir own.

This is witty and makes the reader think a little.
Cute plau pup....Yours too or is it Ruduz's girl?

Reviewed by Peter Paton 5/12/2006
Doing what....

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