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Manatee Man
by +Steven Curtis Lance

Wednesday, May 17, 2006
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"Out on the town now in search of his Venus"


Manatee Man

The manatee man cannot see his penis
He guesses if it were longer he could
Guesses again if it were longer would
He be in his dilemma? No matter:
He is on the go while growing fatter
Out on the town now in search of his Venus

Huffing and puffing smiling but bluffing
Sweating profusely hoping obtusely
As only an amorous manatee man
With a will and a way and money can do

Money can be glamorous (he knows it can)
And he is willing to spend
Whatever they charge
For a temporary friend
Looking to live large
With a will and a way and dinner for two

Or maybe for three for four or for more
When pigs fly and when manatee men soar

+Steven Curtis Lance



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Reviewed by Regis Auffray 5/18/2006
Thank you for sharing your wit and humor, my friend. After all, isn't laughter the very best of medecine? Love and peace to you,

Regis
Reviewed by Chrissy McVay 5/17/2006
O.K., I just snorted coffee out my nose! My husband had to look over my shoulder to see what was so funny, and he rarely reads poetry, but we both really enjoyed this one. I guess he doesn't need to actually 'see it' as long as he can still use it?
Reviewed by Felix Perry 5/17/2006
Unique and interestign write Steve although the graphic sort of looks like me lol.

Felix
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