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You know life is good when you can’t tell who just farted…you or the dog...
by Ed Matlack
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For THIS I got out of bed at 7AM...! LOL

Was it the dog or me,

We are both one in the same,

As well neither of us does seem to care,

Should I be happy or of this should I be scared…?J


We live life together,

Him though sometimes on a tether,

This has to be as he chases creatures of a feather,

Me, on the other hand does seem to be, of late, into leather…J


He does sleep at my feet,

Though I wish him next to me,

In the winter he keeps me warm,

In the summer, I don’t allow around him the bugs to swarm…J


We take care of each other,

Kinda like a mother and brother,

Don’t ask which is which,

As in that case we are both interchangeable,

Sometimes I, but most times he does squat in the woods &/or in a ditch…J

© ed & Rufuz 5/21/06

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Reviewed by Crystal Silver Angel (Reader)
((ED))) ya crack me up, lol...ruff ruff..

xxx dove
Reviewed by Birgit and Roger Pratcher
Lovely and funny and yet, so true if you really love your dog. Already loved the title and the picture, before we even started to read.
Birgit and Roger
Reviewed by Sherry Heim
I was nearly afraid to read this when I saw the title but you pulled it out of the mire, Ed and delivered a very funny write.
Take care,
Reviewed by Jane Rodway
lol, very funny, it's a good thing there are people like you on here to lighten up the site.
Reviewed by Kerry Compton Star Girl
Omagosh...this made me crack up!
Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
I do so enjoy the levity this morning Ed. One of the positives here at AD that I can count you and Rufuz will bring a smile to enrich my day. You have a pat on the back from me and a kiss on the nose for Rufuz.
Reviewed by jude forese
you're looking good this morning ;)
Reviewed by A PAX
stop eating his food ed!!
pax A
Reviewed by m j hollingshead
we do tend to become much like our pets don't we, or is it that the become so much like us?
Reviewed by Robert Blackwell
Dude, what a picture to wake up to! Don't go blaming Rufuz for your horn blasts; it just isn't polite. :)
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