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Just add soap & Rufuz
by Ed Matlack
Friday, May 26, 2006
Rated "G" by the Author.
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Gotta keep them cats clean...


Dogs know better than to do this,

That is a place where humans piss,

Don’t even ask what they do when they sit,

Okay if you must know its shit…


One clean cat you will have sure,

Will make his own agitation while splattering on the floor,

Be sure to keep that lid down till the cycle is done,

Afterwards wait till you see that cat take off and run…


He will run around the house and dry himself off,

Though for a few days he will do nothing with you but scoff,

Eventually he will come around,

Just don’t expect him to fall for the old sleep in the toilet scam,

Anytime you are to that room bound,

He will run the other way faster than you can say damn…

© Rufuz ~ 5.27.2006

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Reviewed by Birgit and Roger Pratcher
Rufuz! You just wouldn't! Or would you???? We don't want to imagine what you could do with a Hamster... However, you're still our #1 dog!
Reviewed by Lolly Peele
I love your cat poems (that's as far as I'v gotten so far) They are absolutely great and so true. Wonderful. Keep up the good work!
Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson
Ed,Ed,Ed..what have you been fed?
Put the Ed to bed...
Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Look!!1 It's her own bidet'.

I can count on you every morning for a smile.

Reviewed by A PAX
that toilet hooked up????
very very funny!
give ruf a bone
Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Now I know that dear old Rufuz would not write this - Shame on you, Ed, for blaming him for your 'Anti-Cat' Crusade.

PS Rufuz, I know a very good Dog Lawyer.
Reviewed by Peter Paton
Talk about putting a square peg into a round hole...
What a silly kitty...lols
Reviewed by Cynth'ya
I don't even want to guess what the dog was thinking after seeing this. Poor kitty!!!
Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Spose that cat knows the safest place to remain dry, after its boss has had a night on the tiles...
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