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Clean Sweep
by C. G. McGovern-Bowen
Friday, June 02, 2006
Rated "PG13" by the Author.
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Hmmm... medical humor; not my favorite!

Time to set your mind at ease
Hemorrhoids bear-up

Copyright 2006 by Carolyn Gale McGovern-Bowen.
All Rights Reserved.
06/01/06, Westlake Village, CA.

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Reviewed by Sage Sweetwater 2/26/2009
Broomcorn roughage whisking it all away...drinking that bottle of stuff...anal sphincter puckers time-consuming obliteration...I'm not there yet...dustpan and garbage can...remember those little steel cans with the foot flipper that opened the lid...

Reviewed by Gwen Dickerson 6/9/2006
Splendid, in-depth humorous Ku! Lots of fibre here! I enjoyed!
Reviewed by Rosemarie Skaine 6/3/2006
Absolutely true. R
Reviewed by William Bonilla 6/2/2006
A haiku from left field
yet I still enjoyed your artistic
way of expression.

Love & Peace
Reviewed by Kate Burnside 6/2/2006
OOo yes... it's the barium meal that sticks around for days' afterwards that is particularly weird, I find! Not the most pleasant of procedures at the best of times... but exacerbated by other bulging fissures, it must be excruciating! :(( A high price for peace of mind! Be strong! LOL Kate xx
Reviewed by F William Broome 6/2/2006
This is a timely one for seeveral of us. Keep laughing at yourself. If we stop doing that, THEY will begin laughing AT us. And, that's a NO, NO. - Bill
Reviewed by Regis Auffray 6/2/2006
That is different from you, Carolyn; but they say humor is great medecine. Thank you. Love and peace to you,

Reviewed by Carole Mathys 6/2/2006
You sure put a new twist on this one Carolyn...good job!
love and peace, Carole
Reviewed by Gloria Buono Daly 6/2/2006
This is hilarious. I'm not looking forward to having that infamous colon exam. My best, Gloria
Reviewed by Peter Paton 6/2/2006
You plumb the depths of medical science with this excellent Haiku
Love and Freedom
Reviewed by George Carroll 6/2/2006
LOL Been there, done that, Don't neglect this most important exam. Your life may hang in the balance.

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