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Watering the Plants or boys will be boys...
by Ed Matlack
Friday, June 02, 2006
Rated "G" by the Author.
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Don't look ladies, he is shy...;)



Boys will be boys, they say, donít they?

Plants need water to survive, keeping them alive,

Just drop your pants and pee, that one mustíve been me,

No pride or fear, only the picture taker nearÖ


Forgot the coming rain, this is quite plain,

Better to go now, mom gets mad when ya leave a stain, wow,

Hey, I donít squat just anywhere, but I pee where I want, so beware,

If ya gotta go, what more can ya do, just go with the flowÖ


Though I donít just take care of business any time, I think itís a crime,

Not sure for these guys though, maybe they will find out after they grow,

Takiní a leak in public, down the British, up the republic,

Sorry folks, what can I say, it rhymed, maybe that joke was ill timedÖ?

© ed ~ 6/2/06

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Reviewed by Birgit and Roger Pratcher 6/7/2006
This is cute! Having a few boys ourselves, we must agree that boys will definitely be boys!
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 6/3/2006
did you have to show off!!

Love Tinka
Reviewed by Regis Auffray 6/3/2006
You're a funny guy, Ed; I mean that as a compliment. Love and peace,

Reviewed by E T Waldron 6/2/2006
What I want to know is why they look so serious!And all 3 at one time!;-) methinks you had no bathroom privileges as a boy ed, it seems to be a favorite theme of yours;-)
Reviewed by Susan de Vegter 6/2/2006
Peter will love that Ed!!!

I've known that the dudes love to water the plants nature's way..a'la'naykid!!! Careful of those bees!


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