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twas the drug...
by Ed Matlack

Saturday, June 03, 2006
Rated "G" by the Author.
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...and this is your brain on drugs...

Crying like a baby,

No pain though maybe,

Speaking the truth,

Pentothal to remove my tooth…



Climbing the wall,

Walking on the ceiling,

Induced by the cube, acids well feeling…


Coming down so horny,

Humor then so corny,

Did then deliver roses so thorny,

Everything done so fast,

Three days awake, meth at the time unsurpassed…


Holes in my brain,

Places to let in the rain,

Memory short, forget long term,

Pot as well does something to the sperm…J

© ed ~ 6/3/06

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Reviewed by Birgit and Roger Pratcher 6/3/2006
Sounds just awful, a true nightmare, brrrr., but still yet, enjoyed it... (strange???)
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 6/3/2006
losing your head again hmmmm??

still 12 days before the big to my den family!!

Love Tinka
Reviewed by Edwin Larson 6/3/2006
All that without even going to the dentist?! I hope you pulled the right tooth Ed !!!! :)
Reviewed by Regis Auffray 6/3/2006
Thanks for sharing the humor, Ed. I hope you are well. Love and peace,

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter 6/3/2006
Happy Happy...

That's why they call em drugs...

Funny man Ed!

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson 6/3/2006
always something better than drugs..
Have a hoppy summer Ed!
Reviewed by A PAX 6/3/2006
Good arguement for dental hygene.......
funny write
pax A

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