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Putting the FU back in FUnny...
by Ed Matlack
Saturday, June 03, 2006
Rated "G" by the Author.
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Do I be funny,

I do be sunny,

My nose is runny,

Did I just see a big pink bunny?


Passed over for a brain,

To compensate I did cocaine,

Living in life most mundane,

I am yours mostly insane…


If to the end of the world I am subject to attend,

Then to Satan my hand I would extend,

From this life I would be hard pressed to transcend,

If ya can’t in this life have some fun,

Then its time for this earth to experience the big one…

© ed ~ 6/3/06

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Reviewed by Sandie Angel 6/3/2006

You always come up with something funny, it is a joy to read your poems. They always rhyme and flow so well. Great job!

Sandie May Angel a.k.a. Sandie Angel :o)
Reviewed by A PAX 6/3/2006
Where's the big one, I never saw it
And no way would I ignore it
I know where the F is, its 2 steps from U
Whick comes before K........does a Ker-puuuu!

sorry........u enterain and inspire!
pax A
Reviewed by Birgit and Roger Pratcher 6/3/2006
A fun-write and indeed, having fun is important. We are meant to have fun and be happy, as long as no one gets hurt,
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 6/3/2006
Always fun to readyou...brilliant!!

Love Tinka
Reviewed by Susan de Vegter 6/3/2006
Careful Ed. These fun times can come back and get ya!!!


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