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by Ed Matlack
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Do I be funny,


I do be sunny,


My nose is runny,


Did I just see a big pink bunny?


 


Passed over for a brain,


To compensate I did cocaine,


Living in life most mundane,


I am yours mostly insane…


 


If to the end of the world I am subject to attend,


Then to Satan my hand I would extend,


From this life I would be hard pressed to transcend,


If ya can’t in this life have some fun,


Then its time for this earth to experience the big one…


© ed ~ 6/3/06

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Reviewed by Sandie Angel
Ed:

You always come up with something funny, it is a joy to read your poems. They always rhyme and flow so well. Great job!

Sandie May Angel a.k.a. Sandie Angel :o)
Reviewed by A PAX
Where's the big one, I never saw it
And no way would I ignore it
I know where the F is, its 2 steps from U
Whick comes before K........does a Ker-puuuu!

lol
sorry........u enterain and inspire!
pax A
Reviewed by Birgit and Roger Pratcher
A fun-write and indeed, having fun is important. We are meant to have fun and be happy, as long as no one gets hurt,
B&R
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Always fun to readyou...brilliant!!

Love Tinka
Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Careful Ed. These fun times can come back and get ya!!!

Susan
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