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by Ed Matlack
Saturday, June 10, 2006
Rated "G" by the Author.
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Through the briars was he,

Stung in places unmentionable,

Forsaken by his god, oh gee,

Can you blame him,

Turned from a he to a she…


On an acid trip he discovered self,

Now he looks a bit like an over grown elf,

Hope he does not in my dream appear,

Just the reason I gave up drinking beer…


Egested did he of his past,

Disowned by those he was of known,

To no one else must he atone,

I would if I were he, bemoan,

But he be happy, to the world this is he shown…

© ed ~ 6/10/06

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Reviewed by Birgit and Roger Pratcher 6/11/2006
Daring, to say the least, and quiet creative... however, prefer your way of being creative, B&R
Reviewed by J. Allen Wilson 6/10/2006
to each is his own they say...
Reviewed by Crystal Silver Angel (Reader) 6/10/2006
what the heck?? Well laughter comes in all forms..

Peace & Love, Dove
Reviewed by bluecornflower orangetiger 6/10/2006
no idea why he wants to look like a glorified slot machine,but he be happy...Where do you get these pics???lol
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 6/10/2006
That person looks strangely familiar - was this taken in your wild beach combing days??!!
Reviewed by Regis Auffray 6/10/2006
I guess it was not love at first sight eh, Ed? I love your sense of humor. Thank you my friend. Love and peace to you and to Rufuz.

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 6/10/2006
That is one ugleeeeeeeeeeeeeee woman, Ed. GAD! LOL at Eileen's comment...have to agree.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
Reviewed by Susan de Vegter 6/10/2006
Being creative and a bit confused sure makes for some interesting display. He/she reminds me of a strutting South AmericAn bird with a little pellets aside for nourishment.
Reviewed by E T Waldron 6/10/2006
As the saying goes "it takes all kinds";-) However, this is a new "Kind" that's hard to take ;-)

Reviewed by Susan Sonnen 6/10/2006
he does look like an overgrown elf, doesn't he?! you've gotta love his spunk! thanks for brightening my morning!


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