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  A Western Love Story
by Mr. Ed
Monday, June 12, 2006
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One of my adopted cats, named Fat Louie,

A feral I found living all alone in the woods,

Has recently fallen madly in love

With a Katrina victim I brought home

From New Orleans, named Miss Flower.

And this is their Western love story,

Inspired by my friend, George Carroll,

And his recent Country Western Poems.

They say Fat Louie was the meanest hombre

To ever terrorize the old Wild Wild West

He robbed banks trains and stage coaches

But he was a lonely desperado losing lifes zest

Miss Flower was a very lovely southern belle

Who hailed from the old town of New Orleans

But after losing everything she had in a storm

She decided to head West to pursue her dreams

As fate would have it so the old Western legend explains

These two lonely souls were drawn together one epic night

Fat Louie had decided to rob the stagecoach she was riding in

But when he saw this lovely lass his heart soon filled with delight

As she slowly stepped down from the old coach

Fat Louie was mesmerized by her enchanting eyes

And without even thinking about it he blurted out,

If you dont marry me, Maam, Im just gonna die.

The very shy and lovely Miss Flower gazed back at this outlaw

Quickly deciding he was the most handsome fella she had seen yet

And as the epic old legend of Fat Louie and Miss Flower would have it

They were last seen riding off together into a magnificent Western sunset

- The End

And there just might be a lovelorn critter

Waiting to fall in love with your pet

At an animal shelter near your home

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Reviewed by Pauline Dewberry (Reader) 8/11/2006
Ed - another beautiful 'saga' from your brilliant pen! You're so so funny! I'm glad I know you!

Pauline - UK
Reviewed by Helen Downey 6/20/2006
Truly a gem of a story. Animals do have feelings.
Reviewed by Chrissy McVay 6/13/2006
Love it!
Reviewed by Birgit and Roger Pratcher 6/13/2006
Ed, this is so adorable, sweet and romantic! Happy ends are the best, most if little critters are involved!
Reviewed by Kate Burnside 6/13/2006
Having just come from Karla's doggy page, this is really wild... wot's with the animal romance round here?? It's like feral Titanic in reverse, the Lady rescued from the watery grave to experience Love in the Midnight Oasis, like Maria Muldoor (sp)... C'mon Ed... no voyeurism... you and those camels get to bed...!! As hot as your old tin roof... Yowl! :))
Reviewed by Carole Mathys 6/12/2006
I just love a happy ending...riding off together into a magnificent Western sunset...enchanting childrens story Ed!
love and peace, Carole
Reviewed by William Bonilla 6/12/2006
Thank You Ed
for sharing yet Another fantastic
poeric tale

Reviewed by Connie Hinnen Cook 6/12/2006
A feline fairy tale...the kind I love!!
Enjoyed this one immensely, Ed!
Reviewed by Paul Williams 6/12/2006
Lol this is just so cute, a lovely imaginative write Ed I hope they're very happy together.

Reviewed by Kenny Baez 6/12/2006
very cute poem of feline love way out west. And the picture is so funny. Thanks, Ed!
Reviewed by Crystal Silver Angel (Reader) 6/12/2006
Ed, your heart is sssoooo huge for all life. Yes i hear you loud and clear, angel of mercy!!!

Xxx dove
Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader) 6/12/2006
Fat Louie! Fat Louie? tut tut, surely you mean gravity challenged!!!
Reviewed by m j hollingshead 6/12/2006
enjoyed the read
Reviewed by bluecornflower orangetiger 6/12/2006
Reviewed by Susan de Vegter 6/12/2006
Yep! Life's a gamble even for four-legged! What luck!!
Reviewed by George Carroll 6/12/2006
Your western country flavor is so much better than mine and richer by far since you travelled the old west and I didn't.
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 6/12/2006

*purring* Awwwww, this is absolutely adorable! An excellent, excellent story of love. Well done!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 6/12/2006

This is so precious; very well done! Enjoyed this one; thanks for the smiles today! BRAVO!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Saving this cute write! *purring*
Reviewed by E T Waldron 6/12/2006
hahaha! little eddie you are the cats meow! how sweet is this,two cats going off into the sunset together!A picture that delights the whimsy in me!;-) Glad George inspired you for this one!

tiger lily
Reviewed by Ed Matlack 6/12/2006
Nice for both...ed
Reviewed by L. Figgins 6/12/2006
Lol! You could squeeze romance out of a cactus, you old softie. Who wouldn't love this? Very creative. I was just thinking about getting a companion for Mr. Kit. She'd have to be a lady, of course...

Reviewed by A PAX 6/12/2006
Bless your heart!!!
This is so so so adorable............
A feline romance, with a plea to help the homeless,wrapped in western drama karma
Your one of a kind........what a mind Ed
pax A
Reviewed by Peter Paton 6/12/2006
I agree with Marguerite below completly Ed..
This is a very charming and enchanting children's story, also for us grown ups too !
The endearing graphic captures the mood of the moment !
Reviewed by Marguerite Lemoine 6/12/2006
What a lovely love story of two cats. The kids would enjoy that. Maybe you should write stories for kids about animals. They really love the animal stories. Keep on trutting your stuff
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