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I can predict the present...
by Ed Matlack
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That’s right I am psycho, er, uh, psychic,

I can tell you what you did yesterday,

All with a wave of my hand,

Bet you find that pretty darn slick…


I can tell you what meal you ate,

I can tell you what today will be your fate,

I can see today like it has already happened,

I do not of the future desecrate…


Presently I can predict the last minute,

For instance I was writing just a minute ago,

Just as I am doing as this particular time in space,

My own personal insanity I do more than ever now embrace…J

© ed ~ 6/12/06

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Reviewed by Birgit and Roger Pratcher
The powers be with you!
Reviewed by Gwen Dickerson
Lol! Enjoyed!
Reviewed by Carole Mathys
What a hoot Ed...

peace, Carole
Reviewed by William Bonilla
You are a man of today (The Present)

Peace Brother

Reviewed by Joy Marsh
Thank you for putting a smile on my face.
Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Blimey I have the same gift...Amazing, truely amazing..
Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Kewl are funny and now you have balls...well one to see the future with.
Reviewed by E T Waldron
Wow! You sure have special balls to read from!
Love it Ed! lol;-)

Love and Harmony,
Reviewed by Mr. Ed
You are amazing! I bet you even know that I just read this poem.
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