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Cookies Gotz No Brains -Pt 1
by A PAX

Tuesday, June 13, 2006
Rated "G" by the Author.
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Cookies Gotz No Brains
 
Cookie cutter, cookie cutter
Press a shape for me
The dough is rolled and flattened
Press a shape or three
 
Make a whole community
Of cookie cutter folks
Sugar and cholesteral
Diabetes.....strokes
 
High five  n'.........arms spread wide
Come and take a bite
Nybble, nybble on their feet
Take 'em down in height


 

Cavities and tooth decay
Won't show up for years
Munchies take priorities
Kiss me Cookie Dear!

Munch and crunch their little heads
Cookies feel no pain
If they did they'd run away
 
ha! ha!
 
They got no brains!
 
Yum!
 
Pax
A
6/12/06

Muuuhaaahaaaa

 
 
 
 
 
 
 

COOKIES FOR MENOPAUSAL MUNCHIES
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Reviewed by Sandie Angel 6/25/2006
Oh, this is so cute! I reminds me of my own grandma's cookies!!!

Love this adorable write!

Sandie Angel :o)
Reviewed by Sara Coslett 6/24/2006
lol...I just read part three and decided to back track to part one before leaving a review. I always love your smart and funny writes Anita. ~ Sara
Reviewed by William Haynes 6/15/2006
a nice read in the ever darkening night.
Reviewed by Taylor Ryan 6/15/2006
Ohhh..which leg do I nibble on first? Actually, whem I allow myself to indulge, I'm an oatmeat/raisin/date fan...my grandmother's recipe. I eat one and send the rest to friends...spreading the disease I guess. they haven't asked me to stop sending yet! Just loved it!
Taylor ~
Reviewed by Connie Hinnen Cook 6/14/2006
A witty, precious warning
for all us cookie-lovers! :)
Reviewed by Birgit and Roger Pratcher 6/14/2006
A sweet little cookie write, maybe we should go and make some...
B&R
Reviewed by Joseph* OneLight* 6/14/2006
Fresh-baked cookies, straight from the oven. Just one of the ways that Grandma would show her love.

Love & Light,
Joseph
Reviewed by William Bonilla 6/14/2006
enjoyed your wonderful write
thanks for sharing

Love & Peace
William
Reviewed by Peter Paton 6/14/2006
Anita
You got me going with this delicious and yummy offering
I just love American cookies, especially with a vanilla flavored cappochino...;)
You are so creative...
And just remember to brush your teeth well last thing at night..OK..:)
Love and Peace
Peter
Reviewed by Gwen Dickerson 6/14/2006
Splendid yummy offering! An entertaining, yet serious poem, siting the affects of too much indulgence of those seductive sweet concoctions! Loved the poem. A keeper!
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 6/14/2006
I like to torture them tiny cookie people, one leg at a time; then one arm at a time; then I dunk their heads in milk til they can't breathe; then I bite their heads off' and then I feed their dismembered bodies to my dogs!!!
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader) 6/14/2006
Gotta love it! Fantastic play on words and giving everyone warning of danger to come. Great.
Reviewed by Felix Perry 6/14/2006
Inventive write for sure and a lesson hard learned by new mothers through the pain of the old, as I sit here taking my pills for heart, cholesterol, blood pressure and diabetes thinking about the cookies in the cupboard. lol

Fee
Reviewed by jude forese 6/13/2006
who said you need brains to have taste? ;)
Reviewed by Ed Matlack 6/13/2006
The poet herein sounds as if she knows well the effects of the dreaded cookie "munchies", as I have been there as well, more than I care to admit...hey pass me that cookie tray...Ed
Reviewed by Susan Sonnen 6/13/2006
adorable!!

Susan
Reviewed by L. Figgins 6/13/2006
Lol! Don't think this would be popular in Stepford, but they say ignorance is bliss. Sweet!

Lin
Reviewed by A PAX 6/13/2006
lol
I'm not doing a book
Reviewed by E T Waldron 6/13/2006
Another gem! When will the book be finished?
You are a delight!

eT
Reviewed by Susan de Vegter 6/13/2006
"Running running...fast as you can...You can't catch me I'm the Gingerbread Man!"

Great poem that every person should have on their refrigerator, computer...wherever it can be recalled and digested.

Susan



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