Bad habits I learned from my dad...by Rufuz
by Ed Matlack
Thursday, June 15, 2006
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He said there is nothing bad with an occasional burp,
Better that from a dog than something like a chirp,
After all I am a dog, not a swallow or any old bird,
Daddy also taught me to turn around and smell my own turd…J
Dad also said that to fart was to compliment the cook,
I don’t know how that would be as when I do everyone doesn’t look,
I try to be like daddy, creating silent & as he says deadlies,
I want to be all told like daddy and will do so by hook or crook…J
I burrow in the dirt,
I get dirty and gross,
Daddy does the same,
When he works on the yard,
He tells me not to have any shame…J
I lift my leg wherever I choose,
I lay down in the cool grass and take a snooze,
Dad did teach me all this neat stuff,
When I do it he does laugh and never is he gruff…J
© Rufuz ~ 6.15.2006
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|Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
|Always knew you had a baddy.....lol!!
Good to read you in full again....bad or not the habit is fun dear friend!!
|Reviewed by Birgit and Roger Pratcher
|Rufuz, we just love this picture of you! And your write is heartwarming. Enjoy all those habits, they are not really bad, at least for a dog...
|Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado
|Cute write, Rufuz; you have such a hard life! NOT! LOL Very well done; four paws up! *arf!*
(((HUGS))) and much love, your auntie in Texas, Karen Lynn. :D
|Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner
|He rolls on his back? In the snow? That's not too bad. :) Seriously, I enjoyed this one...that looks sooooooo inviting, the snow....just don't pick up the smoking. You know, THAT kind...LOL
(((HUGS))) and love, karla.
|Reviewed by Mr. Ed
|Dad also said that to fart was to compliment the cook,
I think he's right about that one, but I think he's teasin ya about smellin your own turds; it's best to smell others!
|Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot
|Oh rufuz you look so cutzie rolling around in the snow, hey wanna see who can dig the fastest?
Lying in coooool grass is the greatest, but I do NOT indulge in the other stuff, my Mom teaches me to be a lady.
Look who's talking hehe.
Leila...at Mom's puter Woof woof, lick lick.
|Reviewed by E T Waldron
|Rufuz methinks you are a real clown! You can teach me to howl, but as for the rest of this yukky poem You and dad can keep it;-)wuf wuf