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Redneck Camper
by Ed Matlack

Friday, June 16, 2006
Rated "G" by the Author.
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Livin’ high off the hog,

No worries about my home in the bog,

I built it with logs,

So it won’t sink or get soggy…


What do I know of writing poetry,

I know anything I can do for free,

Is something I will do more often, see,

Its when they start to chargin’ a fee,

That is when I leave, ya see…?


My limo is purty classy, ain’t it,

I only use the camper part to take a sh**,

Most of the time I tool around my one horse town,

Stopping every so often to take up five parking spaces,

Does not put me though into the sheriffs good graces…


Maybe I should do some travelin’,

It should help me to feel better, do some unravelin’,

Instead of all this stress with the welfare money,

I can take off and leave that to my honey,

Yep, the bee’s will be makin’ more while I am away,

Maybe if ya think I am at all, I can do stand up and be funny…?

© ed ~ 6/15/06

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Reviewed by Ronald Hull 6/18/2006
Too high falooten for us rednecks.

Reviewed by Birgit and Roger Pratcher 6/16/2006
WOW! Never seen anything like it!(The picture) A witty write to go with it!
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 6/16/2006
You got room in that limo?? We'd love to join ya! LOL Very cute write; thanks for the smiles today, my friend! Very well done!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 6/16/2006
Now that's roughing it, ain't it, Ed? The one and only time I went camping, I was in a tent...on Three Rivers Parkway in Nashville, TN....two of the rivers went through my tent when a sudden thunderstorm broke more camping for me! UNLESS it's like this. LOL Enjoyed...thanks. Now: you got room for two more? Karen and me?

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson 6/16/2006
Finest out house I've ever seen Ed..
You express yourself very well..
Merry Camping......
Reviewed by E T Waldron 6/16/2006
Leave it to you Ed to find that camper. Unbelievable! I've seen some classy five wheelers, but never a get up like that one!;-)
Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader) 6/16/2006
Keep on trucking, roadrunningrunabouthotrodwranglereagleeddie..
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 6/16/2006
Maybe I should do some travelin’,

I think you should, especially in that marvelous rig - and bring Rufuz - and stop by for me and my dogs - and bring a fishin pole - and some Jim Beam - and some Cookies!!!!

PS Is there a TV/VCR Combo in there? Turbo likes to watch Scooby Doo movies while we travel.
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