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Lessons our dogs teach us
by Ed Matlack

Sunday, June 25, 2006
Rated "G" by the Author.
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I can just see Ed Kostro sprinkling on someones leg,

Or Eileen baring her teeth & growling,

Then there is me, I know when to come home for dinner...;)



 


If you meet someone that doesn’t smell right,


Be considerate, sniff the surrounding air,


Then relieve yourself on a leg that is theirs…


 


If someone chases you, be nice and play,


If persist the human does, just down lay,


If you’re not interested bare your teeth,


Make them think twice, give them room to pray…


 


When out on your own,


Away from your dad you can roam,


Be sure to come home promptly,


When dad does the dinner bell ring,


For if you don’t, the next time,


For your dinner you may have to sing…


© ed ~ 6/25/06

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Reviewed by L. Figgins 6/25/2006
Woofs of wisdom!

Lin
Reviewed by Ronald Hull 6/25/2006
A dog's life is worth living. Toilet water is good tasting and s**t is even better! Try that, fear factor!

Ron

Still stiff after all these years.
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 6/25/2006
Just smiling....you have faith...lol!!

Love Tinka
Reviewed by Crystal Silver Angel (Reader) 6/25/2006
hehehhehehehehehehehe HE....God I'm exausted..I wuv that kid of your's..he he
Reviewed by Sandie Angel 6/25/2006
Wonderful opening stanza!!! Cute write!!!

Sandie Angel :o)
Reviewed by William Bonilla 6/25/2006
loved this write Ed
A huge "doberman"
once pissed on my leg
but I was too scare to kick him away
So I cursed at his owner.

Peace Brother
William
Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader) 6/25/2006
LOLOL, KILL THE OGRE, HE SMELLS BAD..
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 6/25/2006
If you meet someone that doesn’t smell right,
Be considerate, sniff the surrounding air,
Then relieve yourself on a leg that is theirs…

Truly Words to Live By!!!!




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