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  The Cookie Queen's Very Kookie Escape
by Mr. Ed
Saturday, July 01, 2006
Rated "G" by the Author.

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-->                     Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,

A tale of Queen A Pax’s Kookie Escape,

That started out from the old dungeons,

aboard this tiny wacky ship.


The mate was a mighty salty dog,

the skipper brave and sure;

Three passengers set sail that day,

for a daring get-a-way,

a very daring get-a-way…


But the weather started gettin rough,

And the Queen’s cookies soon were tossed.

And then she fell right overboard;

Now they thought she would be lost,

They really thought she would be lost.


This wacky ship finally took ground,

On the shores of a mysterious isle,

with First Mate Rufuz,

The Fearless Skipper,

A Very Agitated Queen,

And Sir Bergman Chiselpecks,

A Very Suspicious Stowaway,

And, of course, Good Old Lizard Lin.


And now, they are all stuck,

Now, they really are stuck,

On This Island of the Lost,

This Very Strange Island of the Lost.




And I thought that I was in for

Yet another very long and grueling night of war,

But I guess even a wretched old cookie ogre

Luck Outs – Once in A While

Lucks Out – Once in A While

Lucks Out – Once in A While!


©2006, An Extremely Delighted Ogre Ed





And now, Ladies and Gentlemen,

This very strange cast of shipwrecked characters will soon be forced

To find nearly impossible inner strength in order to survive.


They will quickly discover that this uncharted, fog shrouded, Island from Hell,

Holds many mysterious secrets, including the intense howls of a bizarre, insatiable, flesh eating creature stalking the jungle, a cookie craving polar bear, a marooned and possibly crazy French Pastry Chef, a mystical boar, a mysterious group known only as ‘The Kookie Others,’ a pirate ship called The Black Cookie, and an underground hatch.


I Sure Hope Queen A Pax Remembers to Enter

Martha Stewart’s Super Secret Sugar Cookie Recipe

Into The Computer

In the Underground Bunker

Every 114 Minutes

Or this Hellish Island Will Soon Disintegrate


They Best Not Let Captain Cookie Sprinkles

Anywhere Near That Bunker


And the Queen Tossed Her Cookies in the Storm,

Now That’s a Good One!


And I Bet Even Prissy Queen A Pax

Soon Starts Craving a Cookie or Two

When They Can’t Find Any Food


(Little Does She Know That the Very Crafty First Mate

Keeps Emergency Cookie Rations Stashed Under His Bunk)


(And I sure hope the Queen Doesn't Soon Start Lusting After His Liver Snap Cookies - There will be hell to pay.)


And Just Who Is This Very Suspicious Stowaway

Aboard The Kookieville Kutter?


Please Stay Tuned


I’ve Really Got to Get Back to the Old Ogre Cave Now

I Can’t Wait To Tell My Nine Hellish Hounds About This One





Good Queen A Pax's Escape From Reality

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Reviewed by Helen Downey
TOOO MUCH! I am craving for more!
Reviewed by Birgit and Roger Pratcher
You two just have to get those bound and published! Wonderful done!
Reviewed by Sandie Angel
Another fun and delightful read, Ed!

Love to you,

Sandie May Angel a.k.a. Sandie Angel :o)
Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Huh I got this seedy thing of you WW11 babies sussed..Ogre...

Code for Kookie Orgy... Proof..

I Sure Hope Queen A Pax Remembers to Enter! Every 114 Minutes and the Queen Tossed Now That’s a Good One!

More to this than meets my innocent eyes....
Reviewed by Chrissy McVay
'Cookies soon were tossed' Oh, soooo funny! Hope you two are working on that book. I want a copy.
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Go Eddie Go Anita is lost.....go for it !!

Love Ti8nky
Reviewed by L. Figgins
You've outdone yourself, Ed, lol! Fantastic. You got it all. Oh I'm on rolling pins and noodles waiting to see what happens next. OMG am I softening? Is my lizard skin baking in the sun? Or is it hunger? Did you say "flesh-eating creature"? Help...
Reviewed by E T Waldron
Now I've read everything! perhaps someone will forgett the 144 minutes and we'll finally see if the whole shebang really blows or what;-)!!! Will see what queen quacker has to say about it.Looks like a long run...lost or found...;-)
Reviewed by A PAX
Ohhhh boy!!!
Now I have to start watching Lost??? Now you are giving me homework......I have not had any allegiance to any TV show since LA Law went off the air.......I watch movies tho...... hmmmmm
So we have a cast of characters, that you have thrown into my page, and I can now mold them as I see fit......oh were not thinking! Muuuhaaahaaa I gotta think!!! The horror or it all.......oh the pressure.......

Love the pc art Ed........
Ed/Ruf look most authentic
lol you have put me out in left field with the sun in my eyes.......

You will pay........Ogre Dudo!


Good Queen A Pax.........will attack.........back!!

just give me a few days lol
or months
or weeks
I am L O S T

Anita lololol
Reviewed by m j hollingshead
keep 'em coming
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado
Ed, this is too cute! LOL Thanks for the smiles today!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :)
Reviewed by Mr. Ed
But you just did leave a review, Captain Cookie Sprinkles - Call the Cops and Turn Yerself In!
Reviewed by Ed Matlack
I am forbidden by law to leave a review,
As my lawyer tells me to you sue,
Permission you do not got,
Though the lovely and talented Queen Pax,
Does for the duration have my permission,
So she can in her own royal way relax,
In your mail be expecting a writ,
As well we did send it to you by fax,
And that dear Ogre Ed are just the facts...;) Ed
Reviewed by Sherry Heim
Another cliff hanger here, Ed. Mysteries abound and I am sure that The Good Queen has a few of her own as well. Captain Ed really looks like he travels with rations, I just hope he left his reefer at home or all of his food stash will go up in smoke, so to speak.
Take care,
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner
Thank you, Ed, now I'm going to have that theme song stuck in my head. LOL Adorable, and I agree with JoAnne.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
Reviewed by Crystal Silver Angel (Reader)
(((My goodness))) now this could be several novels and playwrites, lol...Hint..Hint..
Reviewed by George Carroll
looks like we have a splendid series ahead. I better stock up on milk.
Reviewed by Peter Paton

It sounds to me like Ogre Ed has holed the Good Ship Pax below the cookie line....Hee Hee

And their redoubtable first mate Ed may well be distracted by the irresistable aroma and charms of freshly baked cookies and scones on this mysterious island..

Eat your face out Martha Stewart...

And watch out for those intriguing interlopers The Kookie Others....they are worth the watching I believe !!

Yo Ho Ho...and a bottle of rum....Fifteen cookies on Queen Pax's chest...LOLS

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Fun pen...daring and coming to a theater near you!!
When our peers form a posse to get to a mass fantasy...the room spins and the characters are sweet...smells good to me!
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