-->                     Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,

A tale of Queen A Pax’s Kookie Escape,

That started out from the old dungeons,

aboard this tiny wacky ship.

The mate was a mighty salty dog,

the skipper brave and sure;

Three passengers set sail that day,

for a daring get-a-way,

a very daring get-a-way…

But the weather started gettin rough,

And the Queen’s cookies soon were tossed.

And then she fell right overboard;

Now they thought she would be lost,

They really thought she would be lost.

This wacky ship finally took ground,

On the shores of a mysterious isle,

with First Mate Rufuz,

The Fearless Skipper,

A Very Agitated Queen,

And Sir Bergman Chiselpecks,

A Very Suspicious Stowaway,

And, of course, Good Old Lizard Lin.

And now, they are all stuck,

Now, they really are stuck,

On This Island of the Lost,

This Very Strange Island of the Lost.

HO HO HO!

And I thought that I was in for

Yet another very long and grueling night of war,

But I guess even a wretched old cookie ogre

Luck Outs – Once in A While

Lucks Out – Once in A While

Lucks Out – Once in A While!

©2006, An Extremely Delighted Ogre Ed

And now, Ladies and Gentlemen,

This very strange cast of shipwrecked characters will soon be forced

To find nearly impossible inner strength in order to survive.

They will quickly discover that this uncharted, fog shrouded, Island from Hell,

Holds many mysterious secrets, including the intense howls of a bizarre, insatiable, flesh eating creature stalking the jungle, a cookie craving polar bear, a marooned and possibly crazy French Pastry Chef, a mystical boar, a mysterious group known only as ‘The Kookie Others,’ a pirate ship called The Black Cookie, and an underground hatch.

I Sure Hope Queen A Pax Remembers to Enter

Martha Stewart’s Super Secret Sugar Cookie Recipe

Into The Computer

In the Underground Bunker

Every 114 Minutes

Or this Hellish Island Will Soon Disintegrate

They Best Not Let Captain Cookie Sprinkles

Anywhere Near That Bunker

And the Queen Tossed Her Cookies in the Storm,

Now That’s a Good One!

And I Bet Even Prissy Queen A Pax

Soon Starts Craving a Cookie or Two

When They Can’t Find Any Food

(Little Does She Know That the Very Crafty First Mate

Keeps Emergency Cookie Rations Stashed Under His Bunk)

 

(And I sure hope the Queen Doesn't Soon Start Lusting After His Liver Snap Cookies - There will be hell to pay.)

And Just Who Is This Very Suspicious Stowaway

Aboard The Kookieville Kutter?

Please Stay Tuned

I’ve Really Got to Get Back to the Old Ogre Cave Now

I Can’t Wait To Tell My Nine Hellish Hounds About This One