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by Ed Matlack
Tuesday, July 04, 2006
Rated "G" by the Author.
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An extra bath,

Another bedroom,

A place to hang your hat,

One more place to broom…?


In a kids room it could be,

He can learn to drive for free,

No gas it needs, only wings,

To the household in which it belongs, it clings…


Nothing like a foreign car to make comfy your house,

Hole in the wall cut by a large marsupial mouse,

No cat can him kill, better with gasoline this one douse,

Light the sucker up and let him burn, after that hole he is nothing but a louse…J

© ed ~ 7/4/06

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Reviewed by Peter Paton 7/4/2006
That looks like one of my vehicles...
I think its called a hybrid...a flying Japanesee...:)
Reviewed by L. Figgins 7/4/2006
Art? Political statement? Guest room? They must live across from one of the remaining drive-in theatres. But from the looks of it, this is foreign country. Now this gives new meaning to a parking spot. Cool write...
Reviewed by J. Allen Wilson 7/4/2006
I like this design...Hmmmm
Reviewed by Sherry Heim 7/4/2006
That is one mega-mouse, Ed. Perhaps it had been munching something out in Roswell???
Take care,
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 7/4/2006


Love Tinka
Reviewed by E T Waldron 7/4/2006
Only you!;-)Fun must be your middle name Ed;-) I agree wih susan looks like art, and Connie's right too your brain would be a delight to visit, no wonder Rufuz loves you!;-) Happy Fourth, and I hope you don't get shut down like the rest of your state is! Holy cow! it aint a Jersey is it;-)

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter 7/4/2006
This looks like some funky German art and with your funny is twice the giggles.
Reviewed by Birgit and Roger Pratcher 7/4/2006
Now we are not sure, is your pic and write more funny or Connie's comment! "Your brain must be a fun place to live", seems true. Loved both!
Reviewed by Connie Hinnen Cook 7/4/2006
"Hole in the wall cut by a large marsupial mouse..."
Your brain must be a fun place to live, Ed!
And that photo is a hoot! Thanks for the giggles!

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