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I Lost My Cheese Somewhere...
by A. H. LaVigne
Tuesday, July 11, 2006
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I Lost My Cheese Somewhere...

== Dedicated to that little book they give you right before you get the boot ==

Someone took my cheese
Just after my boss gave me a small thin book
I was running thinking everything was all right,
Until I was informed that someone ate my cheese.

Then I was told I should have been looking for new cheese.
Before someone had all eaten the old.
Then I was told I should have moved with my cheese.
But how can I follow something I didnít see?

My cheese could have gone bad, or so I was told
It turns all moldy and green.
I wish I would have smelled this cheese.
The cheese I didnít know I need.

I didnít even know that I had cheese
I didnít know I needed the stuff.
But I have found that as soon as someone tells you that you need cheese.
Thatís when they take it away from you.

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Reviewed by richard cederberg 7/11/2006
There are many seasons in life that rankle and cause distress! Rest assured that everyone goes through the same thing!

I suggest an Indian Kukri, to slash the juggler of the perpetrator!

Reviewed by Sue Hess 7/11/2006
yeah someone handed me the cheese book recently and scared me to death
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