15's A DREAM TEAM - Pt 11 Of The Cookie Wars- FOTOS OF THE BABIES
by A PAX
Tuesday, July 11, 2006
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ALL ARTWORK DONE BY EILEEN AND ED..THEY ARE HILARIOUS!!!!!!
15's A DREAM TEAM - Pt 11 of Cookies Gotz No Brains*
How much more must I endure
How much can I take
Now my Dada's here with me
And he seem's to be half baked
He had a long and crazy tale
But to me, I fear, it's pretty stale
About my Mom and her demands
With renovation castle plans!!
Cookies were what broke them up
What made Dad go away
But he's sorta ugly
And Mama liked to play
I guess that they were mismatched
Got married in a fever
Still cannot make up my mind
If I'm a true believer
He said that I would grow a tale
From his loving glance
I have my doubts.... but if I did
I'd use it for a lance!!!
I would like a tale and wings, if I must be cursed!!
wow wow wow
oh wrong wow
After the words my father said
Over my shoulder I looked in dread
Like pushing a water melon thru your ear
I grew a tale.........above my rear!!!
Being immortal is such a drag
And now I've got a tale to wag
Swish swish swish!
When suddenly a Mothership
Landed on the wall
Davey S, stumbled forth
Vodka breath 'n all
Capn't Sprinkles blocked his way
Don't dare touch my Queen
As a bright and stary light
Grabbed us in it's beam
UP UP AND AWAY
I hate heights
It took an hour then we were back
My memory all outta wack
I felt crampy in my tummy
Sorta warm, and sorta yummy
Sprinkles was exhausted
Looked like he ran a race
But had he oddest look of
Pleasure on his face
Suddenly my head went back
Twelve to fifteen minutes later
I was cursing like a Moldie
In need of a translator
My stomach grew
My stomach rose
I popped a vein
Across my nose
GRUMBLE, GRUMBLE, HISS, HISS
I rolled around upon the ground
While Rufuz woofed and howled
The smell of baking filled the air
As Chiselpecks wore a scowl
I never went out with her!!! We were just friends! What an embarressemnt!!!
What a typical show off!!!
Yeah........drop me now.....you Cad!
Frumpy said.....she's pregnant
Oh my she must be helped
But they were frightened by my twists
And worse when I would yelp
Finally to my surpise
Before my own........
And other eyes
I gave birth to a Cookie child
And 12 others.......in a while
13 bouncing baby treats
Adorable and very sweet
Guess somethings are meant to be
As both guys claimed paternity!
Let me put your minds at rest
I will take one of those tests
But both adored our baby boys
And bounced them on their knees with joy
Gently so they didn't break
We three will raise this baker's dozen
This was meant to be!!!
Never question blessings
Don't be so bourgeoisie
OK OK OK
We stayed on this island
Safe from Ogie Ed
Raised our special boys
With their Cookie Heads!
This race of beings had a name
We called them K- B -mons
The islanders then called them
Kookiemen from then on.........
Our babies grew up normal
Played with dogs and birds
Protected by their Papas
Without a hurtful word
Ahhhhh such good guys
Dave had a recollection
Of what the aliens did
Squired cookie batter
Beneath his left eye lid
Sprinkles said......hey me too!
That much I recall
But I was still a blank
Yet happy all in all
Time was at a standstill
If it can be believed
In the center of our isle
We fifteen found our peace
To be Continued
Good Queen A Pax
happy confused happy
Sometime they got carried playing frizbee with the Dog. They would fling each other!!! Boys will be boys!
I apolgize for all the pictures of myself, you know me Good Queen A Pax. each child wanted to sit on my lap while their daddy's took their pics.....You know how children are....And as you can see, I believe some have a bit of Moldie blood in them........so we need to be very careful with raising our little Dough Boys. TLC.......is called for. We don't want to raise a squad of monsters!
ONCE AGAIN.......A BIG THANKS TO EILEEN AND ED FOR THE PHOTO VANDELISM!
I JUST LOVE IT!!!
HAVE TO RUN, THE BOYS ARE RIPPING OFF EACH OTHER'S HEADS AGAIN!!!
*Those are actually pics of me and my son when he was three weeks old, and I was 28, after Sherry's comment I realized that I should post a notice of Truth here, or whatever...LOL...I am 51 .......and now I look like I had a litter of whatevers! LOL......ah well life goes on. But that is one of my favorite pics of he and I from long ago times.
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|Reviewed by Charlie
|Cute pix at the top, but couldn't get the others. Cute poem, but did you really mean "tale?" or did you mean "tail" or both?--Charlie|
|Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
|Was that when the time the doggie turned pink????
MUUHAAHAA.....thanks for the great comment sis!!
|Reviewed by Aberjhani
|Brilliant work from the first line and appropriate graphic to the last. At once hugely entertaining and socially insightful. Thanks for a great read.
|Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner
|LOL, Lady A, this is tops! Enjoyed...very much.
(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
|Reviewed by Ed Matlack
|"But had he oddest look of
Pleasure on his face"
Must be the hot chick the captain is in the picture with...Cap 'S'
|Reviewed by Sherry Heim
|You look mavaluzzz for a lady who just gave birth to 13...that is like a litter of pups...WOW...are you sure Rufuz didn't have something...ewww nevermind that is just wrong!! The photos are great, but you know, it is funny...I had you pictured so different. You are not only majorly talented, you are cute to boot!! and your cookie clan is simply adorable. This poem took a turn I wasn't EVEN expecting...great work, Good Queen! I am seeing all red X'd boxes after the line: And 12 others.......in a while. I wonder if there is a limit to the amount of space (kb or Mg) for pictures on each page?
|Reviewed by Chrissy McVay
|The little 'doughboys' are so cute!!!|
|Reviewed by Rhonda Galizia
|Good Queen Pax, You guys are klazee! I make sure I'm buckled in, before I even begin to read! God only knows how these storylines get into your collective heads, but my side usually hurts for awhile, after reading them!Such TALENT!
|Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
|What a trip.|
|Reviewed by Felix Perry
|W0nderful stuff, tooooo funny.
|Reviewed by Peter Paton
|I believe the Good Queen has gone on a mind bending trip here...
And who is the authentic father of these cookie babies..Davy S...Captain Sprinkles, Chiselbeck of is there another contender in this unsavory dough mixture..:)
Sounds like there were some high jinks and high fives in that flying saucer trip..:)
Moldy Old Dough...
The graphics are stunning... and Eileen and Ed's artwork combo is awesome..
What will Ogre Ed make of these devastating revelations..?
|Reviewed by A PAX
ARE THE PICS SHOWING UP AT ALL??????????????????
SAD SAD SAD
I see them all
|Reviewed by E T Waldron
|This is hilarious! I need a new belly after this one!;-) Sorry we can't see the pics, but he poetry is great!;-)|
|Reviewed by Mr. Ed
|I can see them now! No, not the aliens, the pictures!!
MY GOD! OUR POOR POOR QUEEN! OUR NOW WRETCHED, ONCE HAPPY COOKIEVILLE, TOO. BACK ON THAT DREADFUL ALIEN FANTASY AGAIN. YOUR NARCOTIC COOKIE SPRINKLE ADDICTION MUST BE FAR WORSE THAN EVEN I HAD IMAGINED.
I am tempted to call in Cookieville Rescue, and get you air-lifted out of there, for your own good. What a hellish island that place must truly be. And I when I heard of your shipwreck, I feared that Captain Sprinkles might still be carrying around those Caribbean Ju Ju Voo Doo Cookie Sprinkles - the most addictive and hallucinogenic substance we know of.
He sees all sorts of imaginary things; and now, you see imaginary cookie kids. WOW!
I will try to help you, the best way I know of. Please Hang On, Queen A Pax, YOU CAN RECOVER.
You are one 'Far Out' Queen!!!!!
|Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader)
|ROFL...clever, clever, clever.
Enjoyed the graphics too.