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A Bitter Battle...between Snack and Snacker
by Little Miss Aki

Monday, July 24, 2006
Rated "G" by the Author.
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My Bananna had an attitude problem...

my banana electrocuted me
it went zap with yellow peel goodness
I face-planted the floor surprisingly
with such a perfect attack, i was impressed.

I've never been shocked by a meal before
110 volt lobster tail has never graced my tongue
and as I view the vengeful laying on the floor
I know that this banana cannot be done.

I rose to my feet to view my new enemy
my sacred snack glaring upwards with a dare
how dare my food betray snacktime? BLASPHEMY!
and back at the banana did I angrily stare.

I reached for the stem, revenge my intent
pitch the fruit into the nearest car or wall
but then a second zap! and electricity went
and in my descent, I saw banana fall.

shocked twice by Chiquita and thoroughly enraged
i was back on my feet with growling gut and grinding teeth
the banana soon realized I was to battle, engaged
no shock to stay me from spoiled snacktime grief.

The carnage that followed the banana's despair
none had seen nor heard of since Carthage or Troy
but if your a snacker, we say to you "take care"
for you never know your attacker until you see the decoy.

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