Another little gem from the "Dummies Guide to the Human Body" collection. Its time we all remembered life can be fun.
The bottoms a rather strange thing,
but its design is very clever.
Without it legs would feel lonely,
they'd have nowhere to get together.
Your bum is the body's best idea,
it helps people sit in a chair.
Without it body and arms and legs
would float about in mid air.
Women look after their bottoms
but can become somewhat obssessed,
asking "does my bum look big in this?"
each time they put on a dress.
But a man tends to neglect his bottom,
allowing it to droop and to sag,
until the seat of his trousers
looks like a mailman's bag.
Guaranteed to get things moving
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|Reviewed by CJ Heck
|LOLOL, this is hysterical, Ian! I love how your mind works. Thank you so much for the smiles!
|Reviewed by Nordette Adams
|LOL. Yeah, you forget about your tush until someone plants an arrow in it. ;-)
|Reviewed by Miss Pandora
|Hysterical laughter! LOL. Loved it. Panda :)|
|Reviewed by Paul Williams
|LOl, I think I'll forego any obvious bum reference jokes etc in this review Ian, except to say, for some reason it brings to mind 'Spinal Tap's' 'Big Bottom' which I'm singing to myself in my head at this moment LOL...do I need help? (that's a Yea!)LOl.
Excellent bit of humour.
|Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
|Whahahahaha...pull up your pants Ian!!
|Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader)
|Ian, you are priceless.
See what all this heat is doing to you?
Love it. ROFL
|Reviewed by Victor Dean (Reader)
|Sigh, now I have to begin to watch my butt. Will this self-inspection never end? LOL Kidding, cute poem.|