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  Yes, Miss Susan...
by Mr. Ed
Tuesday, August 01, 2006
Rated "G" by the Author.

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“Paranoia in the worst case, I’d say.

Women are nourishers,

Or we can be the worst thing

That ever happened to you when we're upset.

Poor Babeeeeee, This Edward Exasperated!!!”


Susan de Vegter



When Rufuz, the President of Dog Gone Good, Inc.,

Got This Message Regarding Our Edward Exasperated

He Chuckled to Himself and He Eagerly Began Writing

That’s How Edward’s First Spin-off Comic Was Created




Welcome to the Hellish World

Of an easy going dog loving man

Who just wanted to live in quiet peace

But far too many females had other plans


First there was his demanding mother

Then there was his very domineering wife

Then a female cop and his old neighbor lady

All of these females truly delighting in his strife


When Edward Exasperated

Just couldn’t take it any more

He packed up an old duffel bag

And he fled southward out the door


A few joyous emancipated days later

Sitting in a diner searching the want ads

Edward soon found a new chauffeur’s job

But alas his new boss already seems mad


“Edward, don’t drive too fast;

Edward, don’t drive too slow;

Edward, get out that darned road map;

You don’t even know where I want to go!”


“Yes, Miss Susan…”


“Edward, you forgot to pick up my dry cleaning;

Edward, you neglected to wash and wax this car;

Edward, you seem to have far too little ambition;

Edward,  I seriously doubt that you’ll go very far.”


“Yes, Miss Susan…”


So it seems that in this comic book spin-off

Edward Exasperated is still being a tad harassed

You might want to get this collector’s first edition soon

We here at DPS Comics think that these will go very fast



©2006, DPS Comics



Miss Susan Has Graciously Accepted

Our Invitation to Join Us on the Ghost Cruise

Where She’ll Be Signing Copies of Her New Comic

“Yes, Miss Susan…”


But We Don’t Know if Edward Will Still Be Assisting Her

He Just Can’t Seem To Hold Any Job For Very Long We Fear

He May Be Heading West for a Gardener’s Job Being Advertised

By Yet Another Female – an AD Member - By the Name of Reindeer


So Our Rufuz Has Graciously Informed Miss Susan

That if She Needs Any Help At All On the Ghost Cruise

She Can Utilize His Faithful Old Human Sidekick Matlack

Even if She Has to Wake Him Up From Yet Another Snooze


“Matlock, Get Over Here – Now,

And Carry All This Luggage!”


“Yes, Miss Susan…


And, uh, by the way,

That’s Matlack, with an ‘A,’

Not an ‘O,’

Like That Other Old Guy

On TV.”



What a Sense of Humor Our Rufuz Has,

And What a Terrific Comic Book Writer!






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Reviewed by Kate Clifford 8/3/2006
LOL! and truly enjoying every write connected with this series.
Reviewed by Chrissy McVay 8/2/2006
Poor, poor Edward...
Reviewed by m j hollingshead 8/1/2006
enjoyed the read
Reviewed by jude forese 8/1/2006
i bow to your creativity, Ed ... clever and actualy a lot of fun to read ...
Reviewed by Susan de Vegter 8/1/2006
"Driving Miss Susan"...ahuh! I'd love someone else driving and it looks like I have a chauffeur who takes the respectful and knows where to go... <snicker>

I'm also an animal lover/a slueth ( newspaper investigative reporter) and bon vi vant of the social set. I'll have a ma-teeny thank ya sir!

Dah''lin...'Please pull the Ka..round"!

Reviewed by K. Mulroney 8/1/2006
Now thats whats i'm talking about!!! lol!!
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 8/1/2006
Awwwwww....have mercy Miss Susan....THat Matlack will be on pension soon,,,,he was retrenched for the Golden Oldie Mod Squad Light years ago!!

Love Tinky O'So Stinky
Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader) 8/1/2006
Driving Miss
Reviewed by E T Waldron 8/1/2006
I love it! My sis always goes in style and you make sure you treat her right DeadEdward! You just keep mowing us over with these comics!
Write on! All of your graphics and music are perfect too! tl
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 8/1/2006
Cute write, Ed; always a treat to read your clever works of art! BRAVO!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D
Reviewed by Sue Hess 8/1/2006
very good i wish more men could learn to respond so perfectly...haha
Reviewed by richard cederberg 8/1/2006
This doesn't seem like the Miss Susan I know!

The one I know hands out cookies and jam with those little sprinkly things on the top. Maybe there's two of them.

I hear doppelgangers are popular this season. We bought one on-line from JC Penny. And it runs for a week on only three AA batteries.

I am flying down to investigate this immediately.
Reviewed by Abdi-Noor Mohamed (Eagle Of Hope) 8/1/2006
Very humorous write. well done Ed.
Reviewed by Rhonda Galizia 8/1/2006
Reviewed by Peter Paton 8/1/2006

Between Edward Exasperated and Matlack the sleuth, not to mention Rufuz the Snout, our latest new welcome addition Miss Susan, will have her hands full, and plenty to be going on with, in our adventurous and bold DPS Comics Series..

Susan, our Georgian Belle will be a most welcome and gracious member
of our elite Ghost Summer Cruise..

What a ball we have in store here !

Very cool and sassy graphic !

Reviewed by Ed Matlack 8/1/2006
Yes Miss Susan, no miss Susan, I mean yes miss Susan, now I am getting all mixed, feels time for a nice nap...e
Reviewed by Rebecca Burns 8/1/2006
That was great, poor guy.

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