Join (Free!) | Login  

     Popular! Books, Stories, Articles, Poetry
   Services MarketPlace (Free to post!)
Where Authors and Readers come together!


Featured Authors:  John McCoy, iClaire Power Murphy, HonDL, iGrant Dickinson, iAmy Sellers, iLinda Alexander, iTom Kitt, iWill Clark, i

  Home > Humor > Poetry
Popular: Books, Stories, Articles, Poetry     

Ed Matlack

· Become a Fan
· Contact me
· Poetry
· Stories
· Blog
· 5,672 Titles
· 43,105 Reviews
· Save to My Library
· Share with Friends!
Member Since: Aug, 2003

Ed Matlack, click here to update your pages on AuthorsDen.

Featured Book
Falklands Deadline
by Ed Zaruk

Mrs. Thatcher’s instructions were concise and clear. "Devote whatever resources are necessary to find this document."..  
BookAds by Silver
Gold and Platinum Members

Featured Book
Letters From the Earth: Faint Hopes and Lamentations
by Lonnie Hicks

This volume has the various elements of Earth speak directly to us. Available at:  
BookAds by Silver
Gold and Platinum Members

Popular Poetry (Humor)
  1.  Interaction
  2.  A Southern Gentleman...
  3.  The Toilet Seat
  4.  Yupshit
  5.  Ah, Shucks
  6.  A Guitar
  7.  What is it with women...?
  8.  Somebody Blinked
  9.  Halloween is Coming!
  10.  A Cool Guy
  11.  Nuts
  12.  Mushmouth Kostro...
  13.  Lines
  14.  Gary's Ghostly Bar & Grill
  15.  Karma Cafe
  16.  My Ass Is Grass
  17.  Pop-Ups
  18.  Dillbert Pickle
  19.  Valentine's Day
  20.  Updates Rufuz
by Ed Matlack

Saturday, August 05, 2006
Rated "G" by the Author.
Share   Print  Save   Become a Fan

Recent poems by Ed Matlack
•  Sugar Anonymous
•  Zoned...
•  I stay to the middle...
•  A Northern Ass...
•  A Southern Gentleman...
           >> View all 5,647


That’s right, all trimmed I am and perty,

Understand that only for girls am I flirty,

Enough fur did come off of me to create,

Two more dogs like me, would be the only way I can procreate…J


I do like my daddy does of me allow,

I chase the girls but of our private time I disavow,

Only with female dogs I do it, I am not a switch hitter,

Some dogs I know are horny enough to do it with a meow…


I sometimes don’t understand,

Even though my intelligence is higher than that of man,

But some female’s do ignore me and play hard to get,

Hey girls, you ought to know, that with sex I am far from bland,

In fact some of my past girl friends have called me altogether grand…J

© Rufuz * 8.5.2006

Want to review or comment on this poem?
Click here to login!

Need a FREE Reader Membership?
Click here for your Membership!

Reviewed by E T Waldron 8/5/2006
Ah Rufuz, like father like son, you think just like your dad;-)
but you are perty!;-)...woof, Eileen
Reviewed by Birgit and Roger Pratcher 8/5/2006
Rufuz, you deserve to be called grand in each and every way! If there is enough fur to make two more of you, could you send one of them our way?
Love, Peace and cuddles, B&R
Reviewed by Aberjhani 8/5/2006
What a stud! Great write:-)
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 8/5/2006
You THA DoG Rufie!!

Love Aunty Tinky
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 8/5/2006
You are da dog, Rufuz; you go, dude! Very cute write; you ARE a purty babe! AROOOOOO! LOL Very well done; bravo!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your Texas Auntie, Karen Lynn. :D *smoochies to you!*
Reviewed by bluecornflower orangetiger 8/5/2006
hi sure is perty! mary
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 8/5/2006
Stud Muffin Rufuz! You the dog. :) Well done!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
Reviewed by Susan de Vegter 8/5/2006
Stud Dude!!! Handsome as you cab be and much loved by all. You are one Bitch's pin-up eye fill of fur, eyes sparkling stud dawg!

Reviewed by Mr. Ed 8/5/2006
Rufie, My Boy - any chance of revealing those old girlfriends' names and whereabouts? Your past romances would make a wonderful Ruff 'N Ready Rufuz - Pet Detective issue. Thanks! PS Did you get those Milk Bones and Kibbles 'N Bits, Margie sent you?

Authors alphabetically: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Featured Authors | New to AuthorsDen? | Add AuthorsDen to your Site
Share AD with your friends | Need Help? | About us

Problem with this page?   Report it to AuthorsDen
© AuthorsDen, Inc. All rights reserved.