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Perty...by Rufuz
by Ed Matlack

Saturday, August 05, 2006
Rated "G" by the Author.
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That’s right, all trimmed I am and perty,


Understand that only for girls am I flirty,


Enough fur did come off of me to create,


Two more dogs like me, would be the only way I can procreate…J


 


I do like my daddy does of me allow,


I chase the girls but of our private time I disavow,


Only with female dogs I do it, I am not a switch hitter,


Some dogs I know are horny enough to do it with a meow…


 


I sometimes don’t understand,


Even though my intelligence is higher than that of man,


But some female’s do ignore me and play hard to get,


Hey girls, you ought to know, that with sex I am far from bland,


In fact some of my past girl friends have called me altogether grand…J


© Rufuz * 8.5.2006


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Reviewed by E T Waldron 8/5/2006
Ah Rufuz, like father like son, you think just like your dad;-)
but you are perty!;-)...woof, Eileen
Reviewed by Birgit and Roger Pratcher 8/5/2006
Rufuz, you deserve to be called grand in each and every way! If there is enough fur to make two more of you, could you send one of them our way?
Love, Peace and cuddles, B&R
Reviewed by Aberjhani 8/5/2006
What a stud! Great write:-)
Aberjhani
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 8/5/2006
You THA DoG Rufie!!

Love Aunty Tinky
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 8/5/2006
You are da dog, Rufuz; you go, dude! Very cute write; you ARE a purty babe! AROOOOOO! LOL Very well done; bravo!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your Texas Auntie, Karen Lynn. :D *smoochies to you!*
Reviewed by bluecornflower orangetiger 8/5/2006
hi sure is perty! mary
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 8/5/2006
Stud Muffin Rufuz! You the dog. :) Well done!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
Reviewed by Susan de Vegter 8/5/2006
Stud Dude!!! Handsome as you cab be and much loved by all. You are one Bitch's pin-up eye fill of fur, eyes sparkling stud dawg!

Susan
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 8/5/2006
Rufie, My Boy - any chance of revealing those old girlfriends' names and whereabouts? Your past romances would make a wonderful Ruff 'N Ready Rufuz - Pet Detective issue. Thanks! PS Did you get those Milk Bones and Kibbles 'N Bits, Margie sent you?
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