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  A Mouth's Job
by Ian R Thorpe
Friday, October 13, 2006
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Another little rhyme from my collection "A Dummies Guide To The Human Body, mainly because I set myself a target for hits at AD this year but after starting well I was slacking though most of the summer and so I'm a tad desperate now.



A mouth's main job is to let people eat

It has red lips to make it look neat

With pearly white teeth

And a chin underneath

And a tongue, just to make it complete

A mouth can have lots of fun

It can eat an ice-cream or a bun

Scoff fish and chips

And make use of its lips

When snogging needs to be done


 


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Reviewed by Regis Auffray 10/26/2006
Delightfully done, Ian. I don't often write in rhyme and rhythm but I did post one today that is written in this fashion. Thank you for sharing your wit. Love and peace to you,

Regis
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 10/13/2006
You just have a way with words...hope this will bring up the count for you!!

Love Tinka
Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader) 10/13/2006
Indeed go no farther...
Reviewed by Ed Matlack 10/13/2006
Excellent humor, it gave me a smile...thanks, Ed
Reviewed by Sandie Angel 10/13/2006
Hi Ian:

It's a great poem! A delightful read indeed!!!

Sandie May Angel a.k.a. Sandie Angel :o)
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