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Another Cock and Pea Poem
by Kimmy Van Kooten

Tuesday, October 31, 2006
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I am a Pea Cock, not a horny hooker chick
I知 the head member of the fowl Pisum Pricks!




All eyes on my feathered friends
"Glad to be another breed", the Pea Cock said
This is the month you will all decease
For I can foresee this with all my peas


Plymouth unaware of this hard rock cock
The turkeys won稚 be here among this flock
An axe will meet all these combed long-neckers!
I知 so delighted I知 an extraordinary pecker!


Tables they値l set with them in the middle
All will be dead while I just piddle...
Rubbed in sage and stuff up your ass
You won稚 talk back now, with all such crass!


I値l game they save just a few of you
But next years dinner you値l be scared to poo
I am a Pea Cock, not a horny hooker chick
I知 the head member of the fowl Pisum Pricks!



 

Happy Thanksgiving to All, and to All you Leguming Peters of the Land!

I bet you'll never look at another Peacock the same!



 

Copyright 2006
Kimmy Van Kooten
"Another Cock and Pea Story"


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by Kimmy Van Kooten
2006
 
 
 


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Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader) 10/31/2006
LOL, CAN YOU SAY THAT: LINE 1 STANZA TWO LOL.

Just brilliant, spose with eleven nippers you sure can..
Reviewed by Tactfully Naive 10/31/2006
Hmm, garnished with inuendo sauce!
Reviewed by Rusty Daily 10/31/2006
Stop! You're killing me. Funniest thing I've read(heard) in a long time. Thank you Kimmy. Happy _ _ _ stuffing.
Rusty
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 10/31/2006
Quite a Cock and Pea Story, Kimmy - and Happy Howloween and Thanksgiving to you!
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