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Another Cock and Pea Poem
by Kimmy Van Kooten
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I am a Pea Cock, not a horny hooker chick
I’m the head member of the fowl Pisum Pricks!

All eyes on my feathered friends
"Glad to be another breed", the Pea Cock said
This is the month you will all decease
For I can foresee this with all my peas

Plymouth unaware of this hard rock cock
The turkeys won’t be here among this flock
An axe will meet all these combed long-neckers!
I’m so delighted I’m an extraordinary pecker!

Tables they’ll set with them in the middle
All will be dead while I just piddle...
Rubbed in sage and stuff up your ass
You won’t talk back now, with all such crass!

I’ll game they save just a few of you
But next years dinner you’ll be scared to poo
I am a Pea Cock, not a horny hooker chick
I’m the head member of the fowl Pisum Pricks!


Happy Thanksgiving to All, and to All you Leguming Peters of the Land!

I bet you'll never look at another Peacock the same!


Copyright 2006
Kimmy Van Kooten
"Another Cock and Pea Story"

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Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)

Just brilliant, spose with eleven nippers you sure can..
Reviewed by Approximately Naive
Hmm, garnished with inuendo sauce!
Reviewed by Rusty Daily
Stop! You're killing me. Funniest thing I've read(heard) in a long time. Thank you Kimmy. Happy _ _ _ stuffing.
Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Quite a Cock and Pea Story, Kimmy - and Happy Howloween and Thanksgiving to you!
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