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Peanut Butter & Jelly
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Tired of the turkey and ham, so I grab the peanut butter and jam.

Had enough turkey and ham,
so I grab the peanut butter and jam.
Tall glass of milk to chase,
take a seat in my favorite place.
Then I go on and savor,
enjoy the mixture flavor.
The peanut butter and jelly,
certainly fill my belly.

Jam and peanut butter sweet,
I need another so I leave
my favorite seat.
Seems the jams getting low,
Whether it will make it through
Christmas I don't know.
Between my wife and I,
the peanut butter and jam might go.

The turkey becomes salad and soup,
more competition for the
peanut butter and jam group.
I have to reach and slap my head,
now I'm out of sandwich bread.
So I move to my backers,
grab the delicious Ritz crackers.



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Reviewed by Kimmy Van Kooten
I love PB & J's! Can't get enough of um'
Great write~
Love and Peace~
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes've got great taste!!

Love Tinka
Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
noooo, peanut butter and banana...yummy yummy yummy
Reviewed by Pier Tyler
Me too! PB&J is my fave anytime of the day. You say it best.
Reviewed by ~ Holly Harbridge (Reader)
another cutie for the morning, we can all relate to this one too! Did you know though, there's about 100 calories in one teaspoon of that stuff!Ha!
Reviewed by E. Richardson this was funny...and something I can relate to. I love turkey but it does get old after a while. And I love p, b and J sandwiches...and Ritz crackers for that matter.
Speaking of p, b and J sandwiches....if you want a real treat, grill one as you would a grilled cheese sandwich...its delicious!
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