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A Certain Someone Sent ME a GREAT Christmas Present...by RUFUZ
by Ed Matlack
Saturday, December 16, 2006
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Thanks Ed...



Guess he was too busy to stop by,

Daddy & I cannot imagine why,

But even sending it to me, yes I,

Was great for him to do, I can’t help but sigh…

 

He sent it right to me, Rufuz, the dog of the house,

That’s right not to that other renter the mouse,

I cannot believe that daddy calls him a louse,

He sent me the biscuits I did request,

But dad still did not get that classy blouse…J

 

Maybe next year Dad, Santa will send it to you,

He did send you that nice book with the cute doggy,

I didn’t know Santa wrote books about hurricanes,

All those poor puppies caught out in all those rains…

 

Anyway, thanks Santa for sending my biscuits,

Thanks for not send me any nuts,

They get caught in my teefies & I feel a klutz,

Santa you are the best, even though daddy sometimes says you are a putz…

© Rufuz J 12.16.2006
  

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Reviewed by Lois Christensen 4/8/2008
gREAT grrrrrr WRITING BY DOG DAYS.
Reviewed by Barbara Sue 12/18/2006
Ed,am still amazed by your wit,
please promise you will never quit..
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 12/17/2006
Santa will be calle a louse if he does not visit me this year...and I will be mixing my cookies with something more than nutz I swear!!

Love Aunty Tinky
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 12/17/2006
I cannot believe that daddy calls him a louse,

I can't either, Rufuz - and he's such a nice guy!!!
Reviewed by Sherry Heim 12/16/2006
HaHa...Tell your daddy to look in his stocking, I am going to bet that Santa left him some coal. Merry Christmas to you and to your daddy.
Take care,
Sherry
Reviewed by Susan de Vegter 12/16/2006
Rufuz. Don't listen to Daddy...he's just jealous that Santa didn't get him that bong he wanted.
Merry Christmas.
Susan
Reviewed by Joyce Bowling 12/16/2006
Cute...made me laugh love the picture too. Great write!
Merry Christmas,
Joyce Bowling
Reviewed by Dove JoAnne Cromp (Reader) 12/16/2006
hehehehhee..I agree with Kimmy..hehe
Reviewed by Kimmy Van Kooten 12/16/2006
Of Rufuz~ Daddys not a klutz...Santa just knows he's a tad bit...ugh...the one with the nuts! yeah, that's it!

ROFL! and I needed it! :)
Love and Peace~
Kimmy~
Reviewed by Dale Clark 12/16/2006
You always put a smile on my face Ed!
Good stuff as usual.
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