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  All I Want for Christmas
by Mr. Ed
Wednesday, December 20, 2006
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“There's nothing sadder in this world,


Than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child,


At least in your heart.”


 


Erma Bombeck


 


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‘I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas,’


Music and Lyrics by John Rox


 


 


I want a hippopotamus for Christmas,


Only a hippopotamus will do,


Don't want a doll, no dinky Tinker Toy,


I want a hippopotamus, to play with, and enjoy


 


I want a hippopotamus for Christmas,


I don't think Santa Claus will mind, do you?


He won't have to use our dirty chimney flue,


Just bring him through the front door,


That's the easy thing to do!


 


I can see me now on Christmas morning,


Creeping down the stairs,


Oh what joy and what surprise,


When I open up my eyes,


To see a hippo hero standing there


 


I want a hippopotamus for Christmas,


Only a hippopotamus will do,


No crocodiles, no rhinoceroses,


I only like hippopotamuses,


And hippopotamuses like me, too


 


My wife says that a hippopotamus would eat me up,


but my animal book says that a hippo is a vegeterian


And there's lots of room for him in our old two-car garage,


I'd feed him there, and wash him there, and give him his massage


 


I can see me now on Christmas morning,


Creeping down the stairs,


Oh what joy and what surprise,


When I open up my eyes,


To see a hippo hero standing there


 


I want a hippopotamus for Christmas,


Only a hippopotamus will do,


No crocodiles or rhinoceroseses,


I only like hippopotamuseses,


And hippopotamuses like me too!


 


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(I Sure Hope My Wife Gets the Hint,


I’ve Been Singing This Song for Weeks Now,


And I Know She Wants to Top


The Toaster I Got Her Somehow)


 


But if She Can’t Find a Hippo,


A Lovely Moose Will Do,


For Some Strange Reason,


These Mooses Like Me, Too)


 

 


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Reviewed by Handsum Hart
Well you'd be the only one on your block with one.
A charming write.

Happy Holidays
Reviewed by Paul Williams
I want a Hippo in a tutu lol...A very Merry Christmas to you Ed.

Paul;-)
Reviewed by Joyce Bowling
Cute poem...loved it, don't be surprized if you don't have a hungry hungry hippo game under the tree....great humor, made me smile, I needed one this afternoon, feeling a bit blue, don't know why, just a bit blue..thanks.
Blessings and Merry Christmas,
Joyce Bowling
Reviewed by MaryGrace Patterson
I want the moose ,, you can keep the hippo.. A real cute poem , Mister Ed..........M
Reviewed by J M
HAHAha Jolly and well done Ed...........
They do get kinda big though.

:)
Joselyn
Reviewed by Kate Burnside
What???? No two front teeth???? Bet you can't say Happy Hippopotamas without them... And toasters?? You better be investin in a bigger mud bath down your way... Happy Hippomas, Dad! K xxoxoxox
Reviewed by William Bonilla
Ofcuase they do, Ed
You are "the Beast Master"
and I mean that in a good way
you are out for their protection and care
peace be with you

Merry Christmas
William
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
:(....and no Tinker Toy.....sighhhhhhh!!

Blue by You Love Tinky
Reviewed by Marguerite Lemoine
Well I do hope you enjoy your Christmas, hippoptamus and what do you give one such animal in exchange. Marguerite
Reviewed by Sherry Heim
Awww how cute this little ditty is!! I wonder how your dogs and cats are going to reacact to hippo doo-doo in their yard. Merry Christmas to you and your hippo too.
Take care,
Sherry
Reviewed by jude forese
have a Merry Christmas, Ed ...
Reviewed by Victor Buhagiar (Reader)
Do you have a deep river? Hippos live there you know, not in a garage. Oh Mr Ed, be content with your pink flamingos. Victor
Reviewed by Butch Howard
Ed, you can have mine if you don't get your wish. My hippo has ruined my back yard and he won't come out of the creek when I call him. He never listens and eats all the foliage in my yard and now he's eating my neighbor's yard too. Great one! I love it.
~Butch
Reviewed by Ed Matlack
You're in luck, I just so happen to have both a hippo and a moose available for adoption...wonder if Fed Ex has special charges or rates for these guys...they deserve the best...Ed
Reviewed by Jackie (Micke) Jinks
A Hippo? In the Cold North climes? How ya' gonna keep his mud-puddle from freezing over? Yeah, better a Moose. Yet...how 'bout a loaf of bread to compliment the Toaster you give her? ;o)

Wishing a Merry Christmas to All at the Pink Flamingo spread...

Micke
Reviewed by Rebecca Burns
I am sure your hippo will love you too, will you name him Ed?
Happy Holidays.
Rebecca
Reviewed by George Carroll
I think all animals like you Ed they can sense your love for them right away. Your poems are always a delight to read and put someone in a good mood.
Reviewed by Rhonda Galizia
BAA---AAAA........??? NO, I THINK IT'S HRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUH.....??

HMMMM........GEEZ, MR. ED......LET'S GO WITH THE MOOSES.....I'M SURE THEY MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! :0)

YOU ARE A RIOT! I LOVE THIS SONG, TOO..REALLY CRANKS THE IMAGINATION, HUH?

MERRY CHRISTMAS MR. ED...HOPE THE HIPPO ARRIVES ON TIME! ROTFLWMOH!!!

love&hugs, BFGranny
Reviewed by Michael Mathieu
Well, I hope you get your hippopotamus for x-mas.Nice poem

Merry Christmas,

Michael
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