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And the Preacher was an Onion
by Todd-Michael St. Pierre

Thursday, February 22, 2007
Rated "G" by the Author.
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From the book "A Woolly Mammoth on Amelia Street: Read Aloud Poems4kids" by Todd-Michael St. Pierre



 There was a wedding where an avocado,

Married a tomato in Colorado...

Vows were exchanged in a service so holy,

The TWO became ONE in a guacamole!
   

 

 

 

 

 

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Reviewed by Kimmy Van Kooten 5/2/2007
This is great! So creatively genius!
Love and Peace~
Kimmy~
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