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Xrays
by larryfugett W Fugett

Saturday, March 31, 2007
Rated "G" by the Author.
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Humorus poems I have found "lying" about** I whipped this one out and sneak-posted it on my son's poetry ezine, where dead-serious Kerouac and Bukowski aficionados rule. They didn't find it amusing atoll, the little sh-ts.***


 X-rays


Dentist’s use’em

To see yo toofers

Internists too

To see yo innards

Get a gob of gammas


And yo sphincter

She gonna be

A whole lot looser

 
 
 
 
 
 

Good Gammas*******
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Reviewed by Bradley Bodeker 1/11/2010
ROFLMAO! i can dig it. told like a sudden bullet while imbibing on liquid muse.
Reviewed by Debra Conklin 10/2/2009
A smile is crossing my face...thanks it was a rotten day at work.
Reviewed by Victoria's Poetry & Voices of Muse 7/3/2008
Oh Goodness, I am taken to this x-ray clip on youtube.com...har har
sorry this may gross you out..(I gotta take my chances as I find it so grossly funny-good gawd!) lol ....but here is the link:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGts0xdftKE

you'll have to copy & paste into your browser of course...but humor & ideas come from all sorts of things...oh my....X-rays...go figure!
Embraced ~ Embrassé
Vickie
Reviewed by Linda Newton Perry 6/25/2008
I enjoyed Publish America Vanity Press?
(I don't believe most people know how much work it takes to put a novel together.)
Reviewed by alice bankes (Reader) 6/19/2008
Reviewed by Axilea MU 6/18/2008
Some reviewers are so ashamed of themselves that they project their feelings of inadequacy and low self-esteem onto others. They wonder how others can do what they dare not do. They secretly wish they could, so they turn into inquisitors, censors, they resort to cynicism, bitterly disparage others. Why do they do it? Because they simply cannot do anything else. What they do is what they are. A hateful failure.
Reviewed by Janet Caldwell 3/11/2008
Oh, this is a riot. My hubby is a fan of Kerouac and Bukowski, so I laughed extra hard. ;) No, honestly, I like a lot of the poets of that time. Tickled me pink.

Janet
Reviewed by Lavendar Jazz 3/3/2008
funny indeed...thanks
Reviewed by Susan Sonnen 9/30/2007
:)!!!
Reviewed by Elizabeth Price 6/22/2007
This is a hoot. Liz
Reviewed by Poetess of The Soul Sheila G 6/9/2007
YOu have me in stitches!
Warmly, Warrior Spirit Lady PURPLE Sheeeoox
BE SAFE!
Stay POsitive!
Reviewed by Hanley Harding 5/18/2007
Kerouac and Bukowski weren't amused, eh...? You know what they say, L W... joke 'em, if they can't take a f**k.

;+)

Doc
Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan 4/22/2007
very funny!
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 3/31/2007
L W:

LOLOLOLOLOLOL! Plus, you'll glow for years: trust me. Had enough x-rays and scans to know. :)

Excellent--love the humor in this one.

Welcome to A.D., you're among friends.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.



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