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Bad Dawg!
by Southern Comfort

Monday, June 11, 2007
Rated "R" by the Author.
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Man, you just is an ole mangy Dawg and I'm cuttin Ya Loose!


Don't be a sniffin me, Ya ole hound dawg! I'll slap yore snout!
I'll learn Ya a thang or two, what pain is all about!
I don't cotton to a mutt, that don't take to a leash,
When Ya go walk about, Ya brings home fleas.
Don't be a ooglin my Bodacious Ta-Tas, they aint fur you,
Ya ole mangy cur, that aint gots no clue!
Ya likes too much to roam,
Then when Ya gets an itch, Ya wants it scratched at home.
Ifen Ya wants my lovin, Ya best be true ,
Or them danglely thangs tween yore legs, is gonna turn blue.
Don't be a sniffin bout my bush, pantin fur more!
Bad Dawg! I am a kickin yore mangy butt out my door!

Music "Who Let The Dogs Out"

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Reviewed by Georg Mateos 6/12/2007
I hope he didn't left any "lice" behind.
Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson 6/11/2007
Hee, hee, cute doggie animation...
Your a wizz at just about writing anything..
Call him "Blue Balls?"
Reviewed by Regis Auffray 6/11/2007
That's funny, P.A. Thanks for the humor. Love and best wishes,

Reviewed by Lewis Findley (Reader) 6/11/2007
ma you IZ a mess... HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Reviewed by Walt Hardester 6/11/2007
Hillarious....think I'm becoming (or need) a fan
I just love it when first thing, a strange dog I've never met...rams his nose in my crotch...funny way to say hello? or not?

Reviewed by Felix Perry 6/11/2007
LOL I love it and you do this so well blending human with animal in such a metaphoric tale of power. Too cute.

Reviewed by Lydia Shutter (Reader) 6/11/2007
What a great vent! Lydi**
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