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I Told You Not To Do It Miss Kitty
by La Belle Rouge Poetess Of The Heart
Wednesday, July 18, 2007
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Wreckless Actions Cause Ripples!

I Told You Not To Do It Miss Kitty
By La Belle Rouge

I told you, “Don’t do it Miss Kitty,
you better stay home tonight”
But you’re so stubborn it’s a pity
and now just look at your plight!

You quietly sneaked up behind me
and streaked right out the door
Ole Matt Dillion was there to give you
what you was a lookin for

He’s a cowboy with a reputation
tomcat romeo of the neighborhood
Now just look at you Miss Kitty
You and Matt aint been up to no good

You’re a tabby cantaloupe with nipples
Wreckless actions do cause ripples

Ole Matt done rode on off into the red sunset
after takin all the pleasure that he could get

And Miss Kitty where does that leave you?
With more mouths to feed than a few

I tried to tell you Miss Kitty
not to go out that night
cause Matt Dillon was hangin around
hoping that you just might

Now you make the best of it Missy
and don't raise no cowboys at all
cause cowboys is hard to handle
they's bad boys for whom good girls fall

Miss Kitty
You better raise them young uns right
And you can bet you’ll be goin to the vet
Matt won’t get you another night!

©7/18/2007 La Belle Rouge

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Reviewed by Poetess of The Soul Sheila G
Got me smiling, that country Southern style
So sweet, YOur a kitty too Purrr.
Love this LaB
Warmly, SheKit-tenoox
Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Cute tale La Belle, I could just picture Miss kitty not being pleased with the vet. Thanks for the humor.

Reviewed by C. McGovern-Bowen
a charming delight!
well done, la belle.
Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson
Bet Miss Kitty was messin round with old Festus..
Hee, hee, fun write La Belle...
Reviewed by twinklewrites at her desk (Reader)
ROFL...Very cute write, enjoyed laughing and reading...hugs, Peggy
Reviewed by Southern Comfort
Oh Sissy! You are such an adorable hoot! LOVE YOU! Sissy SC
Reviewed by Morning Star
Fantastic and so funny I remember Marshal Dilon
And miss Kitty, I cant stop laughing
And you certainly choose the perfect Willie Nelson song
you have trully captured a beautiful picture of this
Outstanding piece LOL lol
Love it!!!
Love Peace and Joy many Hugsss to you always...Morning Star
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
How own "matt Dilon" never returend after chasing after Another Miss jokes!!

And when Hubby Castrated the other one...he peeeeeed in his!!

Love Tinka :)
Reviewed by Lydia Shutter (Reader)
Absolutely adorable. Lydi**
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Matt, don't take your balls to town, son,
And you'd better hang us that gun,
Miss Kitty's nothing but a whore
Needs more kittens for welfare score.
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado
Laffin' too hard to review~ LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Sometimes kitties gotta do what kitties gotta do. She wanted to go cattin', and did, with style! Love this one.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
Reviewed by M.Bennett Hooper (Mikii)
LaBelle , a complete joy to read and savor..Too late the vet for this virginal feline. <smiling> a real keeper. PLB&G for caring and sharing. I love this piece. When I lived in the country I fed two female strays and ended up with over ten offspring. A catwoman am I. <Mikii>
Reviewed by Georg Mateos
He came, he dipped, he went...where I have heard that before?
Well, she got something out of it too, don't she?
Reviewed by Victor Buhagiar (Reader)
Poor Miss Kitty. No more litters from her. Thanks for the humor, made my day. Victor
Reviewed by D Johnson
such a tail/tale of woe, i guess the moral of this story is that Miss Kitty's been left to clean her own litter box..."Hey Mr. Dillon!"

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
I always knew old Matt Dillon and Miss Kitty were playin Hanky Panky behind the old Longhorn Saloon! And you best take her to the vet - real soon!!
Reviewed by Chuck Keller
Thanks for the smiles. Always alone... Even with someone they love! D*&m cowboys!
Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Very cute writing,Hugssssssss
Reviewed by tina edwards
That was cute Just what i needed this morning I laughed thank you for the great write
Reviewed by Ted Bossis
Cowboys & guns are weapons we can do without & vets are expensive -{wondrous} -love-{never wear hats} <>TedSO
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