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A brain...
by Ed Matlack
Sunday, August 26, 2007
Rated "G" by the Author.
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Never said I had a brain,

What little I have does out my ear drain,

Of intellectual pursuits I try to refrain,

Guess I am just your everyday person plain…J


Okay, so every so often I do of the herb toke,

You kiddies out there watch yourselves,

As burning out of your brain cells is no joke,

But since I am burned out as it is,

What the hell, let me just go ahead and take another toke…J

© ed J 8/27/07

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Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson 8/28/2007
You have to have a brain to take care of Rufuz
Rufuz said, your smarter than we think.
So there!
Reviewed by George Thompson 8/28/2007
Yoke, yoke. I mean toke, toke! Good one.

Reviewed by Roger Ochs 8/28/2007
In humor there is more truth than in any screed. Well done.
Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader) 8/27/2007
Love it.

Same could be said for prescription drugs.

Reviewed by William Bonilla 8/27/2007
Save me a toke....Ed

One toke over the line sweet Jesus
One toke ovet the line
Waiting downtown in a Railway station
One toke over the line.
Peace Brother

Reviewed by Georg Mateos 8/27/2007
Just put it in your pipe and smoke it, maybe smog pollution will make all of us a little more happy and stop bitching so much.
Reviewed by Walt Hardester 8/27/2007
Well Ed,
Considering we humans only use about 5% of our brain cells anyway that means we have billions to burn and never will never notice. What the hell?
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 8/27/2007
What the Hell!
Reviewed by C. McGovern-Bowen 8/27/2007
Playful stuff, Ed!
Enjoy ;-),
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 8/27/2007
Smoking write....T-right??

Love Stinky

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