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  Warm and Wet
by Tom Hyland
Saturday, September 22, 2007
Rated "R" by the Author.

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SCENARIO: ACT ONE -


ON STAGE: Beautiful Buxom Babe.
ENTER: Dirty Old Man.
PICK-UP LINE: "How YEW Doin'?"
RESPONSE: "Nobody LOVES Me!"

ACTION: Immediate and Immense FOREplay.

SPECIAL EFFECTS: Fireworks Sparkling Spontaneously!

INTERMINGLING INTERMISSION:

"PLOP, PLOP - FIZZ, FIZZ -
OH WHAT A RELIEF IT IS!"









WARM AND WET

Copyright: August 25, 2007 - Tom Hyland
( my Birth Anniversary, no less )



"Warm and Wet?"
Can Do... No Sweat,

Cunning Linguist? You Bet!
Get Ready…Get Set,

"Mound of Venus"
MeAts Pounding Penis,

Now, Nothing 'Tween US!
How Gooder Can it Get?


CURTAIN: Applause!

ENCORES: Standing OvULation!


SMILES: HER... From EAR to EAR... Blushingly!

HIM... BIG S**T-EATING GRIN... Droolingly!


ACT TWO: ? ? ?


P-I-E-C-E... TomKat.







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Vesna
Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Thanks for the smiles, Tom. Love and peace,

Regis
Reviewed by Mr. Ed
You know it's good - when ya Drool!!
Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Oh myyyyyyyyyyyyy goodness,... warm and wet huh oh myyyyyyyyyyyy..cute write TomKat....Hugssssssssssssss
Love,
Chanti Lace
Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader)
Cute picture...my, my...talk about creating a mixed breed.
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner
Laughing too hard to review--you sly dog. :)

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Curiousity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought 'im back LOL
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