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My Horoscope's Advice by Ann Scarborough Saturday, September 29, 2007 Rated "G" by the Author. Share Print Save Become a Fan Hmmmmm

My horoscope said do something creative! My mind said, “Creative!? Creative, Creative Creative? You could paint in watercolors or oils Stunning landscapes, portraits, modern You could sculpt in metal, clay, or plaster Elegant statuary for homes, parks, and yards You could dance in all the different types Tap, ballet, polka, tango, Latin salsa. You could sing beautiful songs Opera, gospel, rock and roll Then in stepped commonsense! Are you crazy!!! You can’t paint, you don’t know how! Sculpting? Since when can you work in metal, clay, or plaster? Dance!? Your chicken chasing knee won’t support you Dancing in not in your future my deary dear. You can sing in the choir at church but today is Saturday! Singing in the choir isn’t in the cards for today. Try something you know and have tried before Poetry is the medium you could try. Therefore, here is something creative or at least an attempt I hope it is enjoyable and not too cheesy!!!

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Reviewed by Donald Beaulieu	10/11/2007

Cheese shot? Cheep shot? Can't sing on Saturday? How about we all head down to the Cave Creek Poetry Recitals there is always something going on there. Hmmmmm




Reviewed by LadyJtalks LadyJzTalkZone (Reader)	10/1/2007

cute, kid, something different in the cards. Lady J




Reviewed by D Johnson	10/1/2007

layered between the things you say you can't do is the thing you know how to do. and there, you do a great job. my brother use to tell me that the only reason i'm not a nuclear physicist is that i've never learned how. keep doing what you do...and it ain't cheesy either. cheers, dan




Reviewed by Michael Guy	9/30/2007

well at least, no "cheesy rhymes" like I would've pathetically added. However, my answer to the call: I'm going to mow the lawn. And, the way I do it is pleasantly unmethodical. What pattern should I mow in today? ummm, let's see? Got it: $ signs: i could use the affirmation!




Reviewed by David Perry	9/29/2007

At least you can poet! I'm good for nothin' but bein' pretty. David.




Reviewed by Southern Comfort	9/29/2007

Baby, everytime you put pen to paper, you are doin yore thang, and doin it so damn well! LOVE YOU! Sissy




Reviewed by Felix Perry	9/29/2007

I think the Lord gave you just the right medium to use for you always use it to it's best effects. Good one Anne. Fee




Reviewed by Georg Mateos	9/29/2007

All was beautiful, woman, until you go ruining my dream poem with that final piece of cheese!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PeeWee Ed got to you too? get out of the chesse business or you gonna get constipated!!!!! Neanderthal the Elder




Reviewed by Regis Auffray	9/29/2007

Delightful, Ann. Thank you for sharing your creativity. Love and peace, Regis




Reviewed by Patricia Bankhead (Reader)	9/29/2007

I stopped reading my horoscope a long time ago. I couldn't be led by God and horoscopes too...lol Can't serve two masters. Enjoyed reading...Hugs Patty




Reviewed by Kathy Armijo	9/29/2007

Cheese - one of the food groups, and good for you! Nice reminder to me, stick with what I know --- like eating LOL Try new creative outlets. ummm, how about shopping? Kathy




Reviewed by Christine Alwin	9/29/2007

This is so adorable,,, But, I bet you can do all the others,, never too late,,,,,, Have a Great week end,, Christine




Reviewed by David Hightower	9/29/2007

Ann, I could appreciate this poem. I've often told people that I'm a poet because I couldn't play music or paint. I think the creative impulse comes from the same place. We just have to find the medium that suits us.Enjoyed it. - David




Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)	9/29/2007

Great writing enjoyed ,thank you...Hugsssssssss




Reviewed by Mr. Ed	9/29/2007

A very creative poem, I'd say. And now that you've penned it, even though it's Saturday, sing a song to the birds - maybe a song about cheese!! (Sorry, I 've really got carried away with cheese lately!)




Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner	9/29/2007

I call 'em horror-scopes. Mine said: shoulda stayed in bed. :) Well done, Annie, your creativity shines! (((HUGS))) and love, Karla.