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A Cheesy Write
by Karen C Vanderlaan

Sunday, September 30, 2007
Rated "G" by the Author.
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cheesy attempt here a bit out there but fun

Amarican true blue lovers


Of Apple pie and extra sharp cheddar


De Gaull declared the French ungovernable


With over 260 varieties of cheese


How could they be unified?


Robert L. Stevenson dreamed of cheese


Toasted, if you please


Fadman states that milk's leap to imortality is,


You guessed it-cheese! cheese! cheese!


And if the moon was ever made of cheese


Someone left it out and it petrified!


In Ellens world the holidays start


When the cheese logs come out


accompanied by crackers and wine


Sadly neglected by poets as Chesterton stated


Now cheesy poet Ed sets out to rectify this wrong


So here we go, Ive brought toasted brie


Cracked wheat crackers and chardonnay


A party with  poetry, wine and cheese


What could possibly be any better?


 


 


 


 

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Reviewed by Debby Rosenberg 10/4/2007
cute and clever...why do they tell you to say "cheese" when they take your picture?
Reviewed by David Young 10/4/2007
Indeed what could be better than wine, words and cheesy verse.
Reviewed by Elizabeth Parsons 10/4/2007
What could be better indeed. Love this fun "cheesy" write.
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 10/2/2007
Great cheesy sista!!

Love Tinka
Reviewed by Rose Rideout 10/2/2007
A fine cheesy write you share with us Karen, can you see it now Worlds Greatest Cheese Writes by yours truely the AD Family. What a hoot that would be. Thank you for sharing.

Newfie Hugs, Rose
Reviewed by chris stienstra 10/2/2007
Nothng could be better!

My very best to you
Chris
Reviewed by Karen Palumbo 10/1/2007
A delightful, whimsical "cheezy" write, enjoyed...

Be safe,
Karen
Reviewed by Ann Scarborough 9/30/2007
I must agree with Walt, a plethora of Cheese poems so complete!! This is a wonderful write for the Creek Cave Recital and don't SHAVE!! There is a ploy on that front!!

Love the write!
Love,
annie

Reviewed by Barbara Smith 9/30/2007
Karen, this is a hoot! Loved the humor in this. There's a great recital day a coming and we're all going to have fun!! Wow-eee!!!
Reviewed by Kathy Armijo 9/30/2007
Here's to "CHEESE" -- hip, hip,hooray.

I agree with Walt - these should be published. They're great fun, and I'm sure others would truly enjoy being part of our cheese party.

Kathy
Reviewed by Kimmy Van Kooten 9/30/2007
Oh, but I think its another ploy, to get the cave women to shave! Don't let them fool you girl!
"A Little Jimmy's in the Corner, Eatin' Cheese!"
Job Well done!
Cheezy, yes, a bit cheezy!Lol!
Love and Peace~
Kimmy~
Reviewed by Sherry Heim 9/30/2007
Cheese is the squeeze that will please, no doubt about it. Nice work and a little bit of informative cheesy history to boot.
Take care,
Sherry
Reviewed by Ted Bossis 9/30/2007
They got you too----Oh my goodness---Tis tasty though---love * TedSo
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 9/30/2007
Karen,

Nothin' could be finer that some cheese and some winer in the moooooorning...O! Sorry, wrong song! *Heeheehee.* I love this write, and have some lovely Wensleydale for you to sample. My favorite!! LOL

A clever write, deliciously penned, thank you.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
Reviewed by E T Waldron 9/30/2007
Well Karen this is marvelous! A great entry and so glad to see you in the cave;-)

Love,
Eileen
Reviewed by Walt Hardester 9/30/2007
Cheese Louise...What HAVE we done.
I am seriously thinking we should put all these Cheesy poems together and Publish....No kiddin!!

Walt
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 9/30/2007
Nothing I can think of, just give me good ol' American cheese; everyone else can have the other stuff. I am not a cheese fan. :)

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 9/30/2007
Nothin that I can think of!! And good old G.K. must really be smilin down on us these days - it ain't easy, bein Cheesy!!! Write On!
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