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  Randy Andy May Have Been Spotted
by Mr. Ed
Monday, October 15, 2007
Rated "G" by the Author.

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-->                        ďSo, whereís Andy? I hope you could 
                             tell us where that dirty rascal can be.Ē


AD Member Georg Edvard Mateos,

From, The Absence of Andy Randy



I awoke early this morning

To find this very urgent request

So I contacted Ruff NíReady Rufuz

His Pet Detective Agency is the best


Within only a matter of a few short minutes

I got a response and this picture in my e-mail

Rufuz claims that Andy may have been spotted

With another extremely notorious AD member male


Old Rufuz says that Ed Matlack has been moonlighting

As an Atlantic City limousine driver, almost every night

And Ed picked up a passenger at the Atlantic City airport

That sure resembles the missing Andrew James Turner all right


According to the Ruff Ní Ready Rufuz Detective Agency

Little Andy was dropped off at the Caesars Palace Casino

Heís staying in their luxuriously expensive Penthouse Suite

So thatís where all the many ladies looking for him should go


Old Rufuz is now eagerly awaiting his reward from Georg

And Iím sure hoping that Georg sends me a nice reward, too

If anyone else is interested in locating any other AD members

Please contact Rufuz; heís a pet detective thatís really true blue




Ü2007, I Can Sure Use the Cash, Mr. Ed


And From This Picture,

It Sure Looks Like Andy

(If it Really is Andy)

Was Extremely Happy,

To See His Yank Cousin Ed.



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Reviewed by LadyJtalks LadyJzTalkZone (Reader) 10/28/2007
Oh how I have missed so much these last two weeks. Yet from the beginning I start and will look for the rest through the (down to) 985 emails in the mail box. So happy the smiles and laughter continues. Lady J
Reviewed by Ed Matlack 10/17/2007
Andy in this picture was just telling me all the secrets about you, Ed...and boy did he have a bunch of them...actually though his room is in the Rainforest Cafe'...and don't be tellin' the world about my under the table job, the IRS might get wind of it...Ed #2
Reviewed by William Bonilla 10/16/2007
come out, come out
whereever you are!

Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot 10/16/2007
Good and i hope they get a floggin from the SA hehehe, must call Rufuz, and pick over a bone with him LOL.

Ed Moonlighting as a limo driver, struth, Well if Andy is incognito....he must share his winnings with us all.

Reviewed by Rose Rideout 10/16/2007
A good one Ed, what you don't do for money, keep sharing those smiles.

Newfie Hugs, Rose
Reviewed by E T Waldron 10/15/2007
Well if anyone should know it woul dbe Rufuz! I hope he contacts you Mr Ed so you can put this story to bed with the rest of the pets;-)

Tiger Lily
Reviewed by Karen Palumbo 10/15/2007
Hmmmmm, Atlantic City you say? Plenty of friends and church groups of mine go there on a weekly basis. Maybe they could be on the look-out for him....

Be safe,
Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan 10/15/2007
sooo funny-good dog, Rufuz
Reviewed by Susan de Vegter 10/15/2007
Randy Andy has been out kicking that old soccer ball around. I's bet he put some rubber on a few soccer balls too.
Reviewed by Ann Scarborough 10/15/2007
Oh Andy, you need to play Black Jack and let me play 5-Card Stud! You'll lose the rest of your clothes if you keep on gambling!!

Mr. Ed, please keep us up to date!
Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader) 10/15/2007
Ed, ask Ed to shave, I'm still very very very sore...
Now I have a plethora of

OH HUM THE RUGGER WORLD cUP IS ONLY ONCE EVERY FOUR YEARS, AND WE IS IN THE FINAL.....against S/A....So I'm hiding from Tinks incase we lose.....
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 10/15/2007
LOL What goes on in Vegas should stay in Vegas: LOL Well done, Ed!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
Reviewed by Walt Hardester 10/15/2007
A guy just can't have any fun any more. With Rufuz one the trail, better watch more than his tail.

Reviewed by Kathy Armijo 10/15/2007
He should have been in Vegas, he'd have had some anonimity -- becuse they say ---- What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas! Don't think Rufuz could have sniffed him out, he be too busy enjoying the sights. Plus, I heard Rufuz has a gambling problems - he likes poker - 5 Card Stud.

Reviewed by Georg Mateos 10/15/2007
So, Andy wasn't spotted naked after losing his shirt at the craps table but participating in one of his favorite hobbies, chasing tails!
Rufuz will be receiving a juicy bone from me, ond one for you too.
Ed Georg
Reviewed by Christine Alwin 10/15/2007
There is something fishy in the sea,,,It just does not add up,,
If Rufuz is down on all 4 with paws together praying tonight,, let me know,,,,, for now Mum's the word.
Reviewed by Carole Mathys 10/15/2007
It appears like that illusive rascal has been spotted by the famous Rufuz...
Reviewed by La Belle Rouge Poetess Of The Heart 10/15/2007
A guy just can't do anything in secret with you trailing him!! LOL
Reviewed by George Carroll 10/15/2007
Finders keepers
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