Evil Halloween Clown
by Southern Comfort
Monday, October 22, 2007
Rated "R" by the Author.
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AT The Party
Stephen King conjured me up and made me exist,
I am a man eating clown, he called me She-it.
He gave me nice hooters to please,
Two pouty, full lips to tantalize and tease.
I never show my teeth when I smile,
Cause they are fangy and jagged, like a crocodile.
Of my most favorite treats,
I find men more tasty to eat!
The blood is sweeter closest to the bone,
I like to tender it up some, before in I zone!
I am headin to a Halloween Party,
given by the Mistress Of The Night, LaBelle,
I am gonna mate like a bunny and raise some Hell.
A Big Dude, that looked like Lurch, has just let me in,
I started to drool, cause LaBelle invites only good lookin men!
I just spied a Male Vampire that has filled me with lust,
I will be samplin his vintage, very soon, you can trust!
I have just patted his ass and grabbed his cape,
I am holdin on tight, aint no way he is gonna escape!
He is grinnin and exposin his fangs,
But my gaze has just gone lower
and have discovered a BIG THANG!
Now who will get the first bite, Dracky or me?
Will it be my neck or that big limb on his family tree?
Then a tango began to play,
Our bodies began to mesh in a sensuous way.
The music was causin the heat to rise,
Lust sparks was emittin from our yellow eyes!
He danced me out into the night,
Always keepin my white neck in his sight.
Suddenly he started to make his move,
As my small hand started makin his BIG UN groove.
My hand worked magic and he started to moan,
Then in a flash, my lips and fangs located his bone.
My gentle nips, made him sigh,
Although his wine was sweet, I didn't drain him dry.
With his sweetness, still clingin to my lips, I gave him a kiss,
Then I offed him a snowy hooter, an offer he couldn't resist.
Music "Munsters Theme"
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|Reviewed by Walt Hardester
|I had to read the whole poem to even find the mention of a nibbin...
She-it...it just ain't fair if there ain't nibbins everywhere.
|Reviewed by Georg Mateos
|Then again, my jaws are aiming for your lovely flesh!!!!!!
I will be the one as a white shark
|Reviewed by Kathy Armijo
|"Evil" here is a matter of taste. lol
|Reviewed by Christine Alwin
|That will teach them Not to clown around with you!
Enjoy that ball,,,,,,,,,s c a r y .....
|Reviewed by Ann Scarborough
|OOOO She-it. Lovely men at Queen of the Night LaBelle's Halloween Ball. You always get the best looking ones!
|Reviewed by Felix Perry
|Oh oh this sounds like it is shaping up to be the party of the year, now where did I leave my best casket...
|Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado
|EEEK!! Scary clown!! But a great write; very well penned! BRAVA!|
|Reviewed by stan nassano
|sweeter than wine to make you sigh,hmmmthe party started early I see,
I had a strange dream last night .hmmaybe I wasn't dreaming after all.I have this bruise down on my leg.....feeling faint......
I'm on my way, evil clown,
|Reviewed by Edward Lupinacci
|Wow! Talk about a Ball sounds more like a buffet
Looks like you were faster on the Draw or is that Drawers?
Well I guess all I can say it bone appetite
|Reviewed by Dale Clark
|lol SC I knew you was a evil clown. ;)
|Reviewed by La Belle Rouge Poetess Of The Heart
|Gents watch your necks and other parts She-it is on the prowl! Welcome to the ball Evil Slut Clown.|
|Reviewed by Ted Bossis
|Oh my goodness ~ God bless us all ~ love count Ted|
|Reviewed by Mr. Ed
|I started to drool, cause LaBelle invites only good lookin men!
WOW! And now I wonder how the hell we three Brothers Ed got invited to La Belle's Ball??!!