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  Have Bite
by Tom Hyland
Tuesday, October 30, 2007
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Not one of my best perhaps -
whipped up in about a Be-Witching Hour.

So don't be sad, don't be mad,
for a Sour Puss is SOUR!






HAVE A BITE

Copyright: 10/30/07 - Tom Hyland


Itís Quickly Approaching - FRIGHT NIGHT!
The Goblins and Ghouls a-Prowling,
The WereWolves Devouring,
The Vampires Soaring and Scowling!
All manners of Deadly Creatures,
A-waiting to HAVE A BITE!



Your Throat looks so Enticing,
Your Jugularís in Sight,
Just tilt your Head aside, My Dear,
And Iíll Perform my Rite!



I feel your Pulse a-Beating,
Ker-thump, Ker-thump, Ker-Plop,
Iíll just take a Pint or Two,
And then MaybeÖ Iíll Stop!



Now my Fangs may be a-Dripping,
Crimson, or Ebon, in the Dark,
Tíwas so Nice to be a-Sipping,
Here with You - at Hydeís Park!



Oh - hereís my Fiend Friend, Lon Chaney,
Iíll introduce you Now,
No Worry about Sharing You,
For he just Finished Eating - a Cow!



Oh - how Ferocious are your Jaws,
And your Mane is so Dis-Sheveled,
And how Enormous are your Paws,
No wonder youíre Be-Deviled!



Ah - Thereís Morticia - a Fine-looking Witch,
Her Cauldronís Boilng Hot!
Casting Spells -- her Niche,
So her Swill surely Will - Hit the Spot,



Ah - but Tarry just a Moment,
Donít mind the Stench,
Here comes ITT, and Gomez,
So Whatever you Do - Donít Speak French!



Oh - Next, hereís Casper,
The Cute and Friendly Ghost,
Nothing like his Father - the Crypt-Keeper,
For Ugliest - heís the Most!



Welcome to our Party, Dear,
Iím sure youíll have a Lovely Time,
My Last Guest has now Arrived,
Say Hallow to Frank N. Stein - a-Drip with Lime!



They tried to De-Compose his Body,
In fact, Tíwas Separated into Parts,
But the Evil Scientist Re-Arranged Him,
So, Beware his Deadly FARTS!



Sit - Relax - Light Up your Opium Pipe,
This Scrumptious Repast Will - Forever Last,
An Eternity is Yours - and thatís No Hype!
Once Bitten, youíre my Kitten, forget your Morbid Past!



Spiders and Snakes, Worms, Roaches, and Crickets,
They may be Crunchy, Lassie ---
But Will Prevent your Getting the Rickets!
Just close your Eyes as you Swallow - SEE - not so Nasty!



If you Believe, on All Hallowís Eve,
That Incantations are the Way to Incite,
Then join our Little Covy - Donít Leave,
Pull up a Stump - and - HAVE A BITE!







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Reviewed by Kathy Armijo 11/2/2007
Halloween sure adds new meaning to "taking a bite". I think I'll stick to fruit and veggies, now that you've ruined my appetite for a good piece of meat. lol

Kathy
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 10/31/2007
Spiders and Snakes, Worms, Roaches, and Crickets,
They may be Crunchy, Lassie ---
But Will Prevent your Getting the Rickets!
Just close your Eyes as you Swallow - SEE - not so Nasty!

You're really makin me hungry, this Halloween morn. I guess me and the mutts will go huntin. Nothin like a nicy crunchy breakfast, and then some Howlin at the Moon tonite!
Reviewed by S. Tucker 10/30/2007
That was great fun, love. I love your sweetly warped sense of humor. Thanks for the big grin I'm wearing.
Reviewed by Karen Palumbo 10/30/2007
Cute piece, very imaginative and full of originality, enjoyed...

Be safe,
Karen
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 10/30/2007
LOL, Tom,

A witches' invitation, come one, come all, or I'll turn yer into a toad, right? LOL Well done, and happy BOO!! day to you.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
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