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A-B-C-D Supportive
by Lynn Barry

Saturday, December 08, 2007
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If only I could draw like Axelson CUZZ Ron...

If you're feeling pretty saggy
And your appearance is quite baggy
Don't wait 'til the thing's totally raggy
'Cause when you're hangin' down, dear
Your back is achin' a lot, I fear
You're spillin' out the sides and rear
It's time to invest in a new bra-ssiere
  


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Reviewed by Connie Faust 12/15/2007
So cute, so funny!

Connie
Reviewed by Ed Matlack 12/8/2007
If they had my size, I'd buy me a new one...e
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 12/8/2007
LOL TRUTH!!!!!!!!!!`
Reviewed by Rusty Daily 12/8/2007
Thanks a lot Lynn, I just spit up on my computer lmao.
Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson 12/8/2007
You can, you can, practice..
I love the write.
Thanks for mention...
Love ya cuzz,Ron
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 12/8/2007
LOL
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