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Poor Mario
by Katy L Walsvik

Friday, July 19, 2002

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How now, pink toes, whats this you say?
I cannot go outside to play?
The couch is where you'll make me stay?
Where there's a will, someone will pay! (oops.. different subject)

I tiptoe round the room with ease
Now that those lumps no longer tease
My ticklish soles, but if you please
May I have one more hug and squeeze? (Damn.. cant stay on topic)

No planters warts. Im NOT a toad!
But weary from this blinding load
And grateful as I hit the road
That, though it hurts, I wont explode! (there, that should do it!... grin..)

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Reviewed by Janet Caldwell 7/30/2002
ROTFLMAO! hee hee, Love it my Sweet Katy!

Love, Janet xoxoxoxo
Reviewed by Larry Skahill (Reader) 7/20/2002
focus, Katy, focus
very funny
Reviewed by Lori Moore 7/19/2002
Very funny... love that "different" subject.
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