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Old Man Winter Went on Vacation,

So We Took a Spin, With Much Elation

“Comin’ to ya on a dusty road,

Good lovin’ I got a truck load;

And when you get it, you got somethin,

So don’t worry, cause I’m comin.”

The Blues Brothers,

I’m a Soul Man

We’re havin a heat wave,

Fifty Degrees in January;

So, I revved up my old bike,

And we took a spin, very merry.

As we raced down the muddy road,

One of my favorite songs in my head,

She yelled out, as she very often does,

“You are truly an old fool, Mr. Ed!”

Yeah, Baby,

But I’m a Soul Man

I really love cruisin with you down these old city streets,

You know I learned how to drive before I could even eat.

I was brought up from good old Polish stock,

When I start drivin’ You Baby, I just can’t stop.

I’m a Soul Man,

I’m a Soul Man,

I’m a Soul Man!

(She) “You’re Gonna be a Sole Man, If You Keep That Up.”

Well, grab that sidecar, and I’ll drive you in,

Give you hope, and be your only boyfriend.

Yeah, Yeah, Yeah!

(She) “You’re an Idiotic Old Fool!”

Now Baby, keep your eyes out for any homeless little critters,

We’ve probably got just enough room for a few more, I figure.

Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah!

(She) “You Truly Are Insane!”

Yeah, but where else could you have so much fun?

Baby Cakes, this love ride of ours has just begun.

How’d you like to drive down to the Burger King,

Maybe they’ll let us play on that little kiddy swing?

 (She) “Don’t You Dare Get On That Kiddy Swing Again, Mister!”

And when we finally do get home, I’m gonna take out the trash,

Hell, maybe I’ll even clean up a little, and take a hot soapy bath.

Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah!

(She) “It’s About Damned Time.”

I’m a Soul Man,

I’m a Soul Man,

I’m a Soul Man!

(She) “Just Shut Up and Drive, You Old Fart.”

Yes, Dear…

(She) “And are you sure this old bike has a full tank of gas?”

Uh, no… I made that part up.

And, uh, Sweetie, I think we’re lost…

©2008, A Cruisin Old Soul Man Mr. Ed