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Pee Mail
by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner
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Argued and ARGUED with my Muse about posting this one. She insisted, so here it is ... don't beat the messenger!! LOL

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Don't think that everyone who
peruses these words of mine will
hitch their leg, leaving a scent
mark announcing, "I was here."

Still, would be nice to know the
old nose ain't broken - the only
excitement to the day is in seeing
who left me a Pee Mail message ...

(c) 2008, Karla Dorman (1/15)
 

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Reviewed by Julie Donner Andersen
This would be very apPEEling if it made any scents. Think about it.
lol

Good one, Karla. Made me pee a little while I laffed. Pass the Tna pads.

Julie
Reviewed by Julie Murphy (Reader)
Very cute! The muse was right. You did well to listen. It has brightened up some days. All the best, Julie.
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Hahahahaha at Walt...wish I could say that...but surely NOT a girly thingy!!

Love Tinka
Reviewed by Walt Hardester
It must be a guy thing. If I don't get to pee outside at least once a day I feel cheated.

Walt
Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Don't look under your pillow, someone wrote "Kilroy was here" and that's not a surprise for us, you lovely you!!!!!
Georg
Reviewed by Rafika Anderson (Reader)
Cute, Karla. Love the photos, too!
Reviewed by RaeLynn Teller
Hee, hee. Not what I expected when I saw the title.

I WAS HERE!!!

Really cute--RaeLynn
Reviewed by John Leko
...hydrant humor...gives one a lift...
funny Karla...
John
Reviewed by Dawn Anderson
This was so funny......cute one, Karla!
Reviewed by JASMIN HORST SEILER
What do you mean hitch their leg, could'nt reach the computer with my short legs, otherwise this writing would have been pee colour, like the pee mail we gets in the snow up here. Nice one Karla! Love and hugs! Jasmin Horst
Reviewed by jude forese
lol ... very clever and humorous ...
Reviewed by Southern Justice
Like the old video Give it Up ZZ TOp.. ROTFLMAO!
Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Hilarious! On Funny Videos last night I almost broke a few ribs laughing at a chihauhau peeing on a bigger dog.

Love and blessings!
Susan
Reviewed by Rebecca Lerwill
Hahahahahaha~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Love,
Becca~
Reviewed by Felix Perry
Too funny, when I first read the title I thought maybe you were going to be getting kinky about past sexual habits so glad to find it wasn't so...
lol

Fee
Reviewed by Michelle Kidwell Power In The Pen
LMAO
Thank you for sharing
God Bless
Michelle~
Reviewed by E T Waldron
hahahahaha have to give you a high five for creativity and wit Karla! This is really good!;-) LOl!

Love,
ET
Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Oh my ,this is so cute,wonderful work...Hugssss
Reviewed by Eileen Granfors
My old dog says, "Write on!" He can barely hobble on our daily walks, but he wouldn't miss the chance to check in with the happenings on the circular walking path. Funny and sweet. Eileen
Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Rufuz & I will sometime visit and leave a trail of scent while visiting Texas...;) e & R
Reviewed by Robert Blackwell
**laughing** Dang!
Reviewed by A PAX
lol should I put you on my mailing list? lol let me know!
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado
Karla~

Ha, ha, this is too cute! Very well penned; brava! Those puppies are adorable, and so is this write! Yes, You have mail! LOL

(((HUGS))) and much love, your twink, Karen Lynn. :D
Reviewed by William Bonilla
Cute write Karla
I should be marking my territory
keep tresspassers away
Peace be with you

William
Reviewed by Bonnie May
cute real cute. I have a beagle and she wants to pee where she wants to pee. She leaves me mail all over the place. Good job. love, Bonnie
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