HE'S BaaaaaaaaaaaaaacK !
Dirty Ole Man
who does what he does -
'cause he CAN!
CAUTION - PRUDES SHOULD NOT READ THIS!
OF COURSE, A COUPLE OF
PRELUDES MIGHT HELP,
IF TAKEN FIRST!
Copyright: 01-30-08 - Tom Hyland
Some are short and stubby,
Some are thin and Long.
Some are called Ding-a-Ling,
Others are known as Dong!
Male part of a flower is a Stamen,
Plural - usually six - Stamina.
“Pistil-Packin’ Mamas” are the Women,
Gregor Mendel - quite frenetic about Genetics!
Sigmund Freud - defined a callous Phallus,
A symbol that many Pick,
The Watertower of Ypsilanti, Michigan,
Called by Locals “The Brick Dick!”
Some names are Nasty, others Cute,
Like Dingie, or Pecker, or even Skin-Flute!
How many names are there - who Knows?
Oops! There’s another - Hose!
Fannie Hill had an iron will, she’d never Barter,
With Any man who Can - produce a Harder!
Some names can cause quite a Shock,
Like the name of a Rooster, or a Rock!
In the Vulgate, a Penis is a Dork,
Thus, that which truly Delivers,
Is certainly Not the Stork!
The Other White Meat - Pork!
When a Lady really gets the Point,
It’s usually the male Joint!
The way to a man’s heart - don’t be a Fool,
It’s not his stomach, but his Tool!
So now I suppose, I have to Close,
This tale about a Crack Filler,
Does Size Matter - is he a Slacker?
Or maybe the very Best - Bush-Whacker!
So LooooooooooooooooooooooonG -
P.S. - Post Schlong -
Urban Dictionary: schlong
schlong - penis - cock - dick - wang - dong - johnson - prick - willy - weiner -
boner - pecker - rod - sex member - knob - erection - sausage - meat - peter
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|Reviewed by Ed Matlack
|Love to see that pic in person...didn't learn nothin' but you did teach me sumpthin...me & he|
|Reviewed by Kathy Armijo
|I learned a thing or two from this. Apparently, I've led a very sheltered life. If you believe that, I've got some swamp land for sale. lol Incredible picture!
God bless you. Kathy
|Reviewed by Theresa Koch
|Lol on this one~`*|
|Reviewed by Jackie (Micke) Jinks
|Lawdy...Tom's up to his shenanigans again :o). How many escapades did you go on, Tom, to find that tree with the biggest root?? Your words are quite fittin', I must say...and got my head to slowly shakin' ~~~with a grin on my face :o) chuckle...chuckle...chuckle