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They keep blamin’ me & I ain’t did nothing…by Rufuz
by Ed Matlack

Thursday, April 10, 2008
Rated "G" by the Author.
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Its okay if daddy does on me put the blame,

He is afterall he who feeds me & the one I own, or claim,

Now Uncles P-wee and Edvard are speakin’ dirt,

I only lift my leg to of the females flirt…J


Daddy never complains when my leg I lift,

In fact he wants me to do so on my uncles legs,

Hey to be honest it is quite more than a gift,

They should see me when I squat after eatin’ ham & eggs…J


So if you should ever meet me,

You will understand to lift my leg there is no fee,

I will do it for any Den members absolutely for free,

Just you remember why I do it, so that I can release a stream of pee…J

© Rufuz J 4.10.2008

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Reviewed by Victoria's Poetry & Voices of Muse 4/13/2008
I love to take my boys to Franchier Lake
or Lemon Lake to swim, what a blast they have
(my boys=3 emglish springers)

My Boy Lightening Finally Started Lifting His Leg 3 months ago...I am so proud of him (he is almost 3 years old)
he has hump hump on "winnie the spooz" down pat though
poor poor winnie..TSK TSK TSK
(oh I am sorry was that to gross?)
Reviewed by Regis Auffray 4/12/2008
I think I shall pass on the offer but thanks anyway, Rufuz. (LOL) Best wishes to you and to your dad,

Reviewed by larry linville 4/11/2008
Thanks for the explanation. I thought the lifted leg meant you were about to kick me.

Reviewed by Georg Mateos 4/11/2008
Favorite Uncle and favorite Uncle, don't listen to them Rufuz, I am the one opening the doors for yah!
I have my photo camera ready, a little squirt on your Daddy? just for a Xmas card for the rest of the gang?

Reviewed by Jackie (Micke) Jinks 4/10/2008
Rufuz...seems you're always caught 'twist and 'tween those two uncles
Ed and Dad! Now, wuldja really be raisin' yer leg on yer friends? Oooooops!!
Reviewed by E T Waldron 4/10/2008
Rufuz, dad made you write this,you're too nice to pee on den members!
BUt I still luv ya!;-)
Reviewed by Tom Hyland 4/10/2008
RUFIE - To PEE - or not to PEE? That is the Question!

Don't you pay no mind to them Makeshift Uncles -
Under Sheep's clothing, they're really Skunkles!

Go PEE-PEE on PEE-WEE, without Regard,
Then Lift your Leg next, on ole Edvard!

When the Rain is a-Pourin' -
It's Okay to Donate your Urine!

Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 4/10/2008
Cute write, Rufuz; bravo!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 4/10/2008
:) Cute, Rufuz, I'll keep that in mind when I meet ya. :)

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
Reviewed by La Belle Rouge Poetess Of The Heart 4/10/2008
Oh Rufuz how generous of you!!
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 4/10/2008
They should see me when I squat after eatin’ ham & eggs!

Dear Rufie Boy,

Now that would make a great Christmas Card Picture. You squattin, and yer old Dad Pooper Scoopin it all up.

Please send me a huge glossy, and I'll get the cards made up for you. And try to add a little green and red dye to them ham and eggs - it'll make the pic much more festive.

Your Very Favorite Uncle,
Peeeeeee Weeeeeeeeeeeee Ed
Reviewed by Sandie May Angel-Joyce 4/10/2008
LOL!!! Wonderful delightful poem, Ed!!! I like reading your poems because they always have a rhyme scheme and is always a fun to read!!! Heeeheee!!!

Sandie May :o)
Reviewed by Bonnie May 4/10/2008
Oh you and Georg are so funny. Loved this. Bonnie

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