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by Ed Matlack
Saturday, April 12, 2008
Rated "G" by the Author.
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...and daddy hates the new toolbar/editor thingie...





I sincerely HATE Thunderstorms,

The only good thing is around them cold fronts form,

I really like cold weather but for now storms have been born…



Heavy rain & wind & lightening & noise,

Playing out in it are the little neighborhood boys,

Wish it would go anywhere but here, maybe Illinois…



I hate to admit it, but I let daddy during a storm hold me,

As I lay comfortably on his bed,

He closes the blinds so out I can’t see,

Since its going to storm all day,

Guess I will just sit inside and on daddy’s bed, shed…J

© Rufuz 04.12.2008






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Reviewed by Susan de Vegter 4/15/2008
and Daddy doesn't mind at all. He sure loves you Rufuz!

Reviewed by Christine Alwin 4/13/2008
That thunder does roar,, you stay snuggled in til the sun comes out.
Reviewed by Robert Blackwell 4/13/2008
The best way to defeat the toolbar is to put your stuff in an HTML document, copy it from there and let WYSIWYG do the rest when you paste it in here. Works for me every time.

By the way, nice poem, too.
Reviewed by Georg Mateos 4/13/2008
If you are gonna stay in all day you can forget coming near my leg, make "it" on your Daddy's bed and you will see how fast my brother learns.
And the thunderboomers? they aren't as bad as your Daddy's chili-con-carne and beans fireworks.

Reviewed by Flying Fox Ted L Glines 4/12/2008
I'm with you, Rufuz, thunderstorms need to stay in movies, right along with tornados, hurricanes, tsunamies, and earthquakes, and all those other things that silly humans enjoy. Shedding here in my comfy bed is much more fun. Nope, don't open those curtains!

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson 4/12/2008
Boy, we've had our share of storms...
Don't be a scared coward (famous words of Mike Tyson)
Reviewed by Bonnie May 4/12/2008
Rufuz you are such a cutie. be safe baby and let daddy take care of you. He doesn't mind the hair shedding. Wonderful write. Love, Bonnie
Reviewed by Sherry Heim 4/12/2008
Awwww poor Rufuz, those thunderstorms can really be the pits! I am with your daddy on the editor thingy! I couldn't even get music to add to my poem. Sometimes changes, even in the weather can be difficult at first. Enjoy the cool day, Rufuz, soon you will be in the sweltering days of summer.
Take care,
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 4/12/2008

Poor baby. Know how it is - hate storms, myself. We get big ole thunderboomers here - last week, had a tornado, week before, a funnel cloud - enough, already!!!!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
Reviewed by E T Waldron 4/12/2008
Rufuz this is the time to dream up ways to write better poems than your dad! heehee!;-)...luv et
Reviewed by Tom Hyland 4/12/2008
RUFIE --- tell your Papa to go
visit my new post - article -
THE WIRE - a Review ...
if'n he can copy the Picture, and open it too -
I named it COURAGE -
might just help YOU!


Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 4/12/2008
And a dry doggie is the best thing to be, Rufie-boy! You sure look comfy on his bed! Adorable write; four paws up! *ARF!*

(((HUGS))) and much love, your human friend, Karen Lynn in Texas. :D

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