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Anytime is a good time for a toke…
by Ed Matlack
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Okay, so again herein I do smoke,

Better than getting stuck on and doing coke,

Though Cherry Coke I like & it won’t make be broke,

Probably the smoke though does shorten the time till I croak…


But what a way to go,

To smoke what I did grow,

I have a stash box where it I do stow,

Only for me, never would I sell it,

Its mine to use forever quite slow…


Sometimes it doesn’t work though,

I use it often to sleep soundly quite apropos,

Helps me to enjoy when the grass I do mow,

Guess for all intents and purposes,

You can call me a smokin’, tokin’ ho’…J

© ed J 4/14/08

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Reviewed by E T Waldron
You're a rhymers's delight...a slow poke,who smokes toke,and tells jokes...ho ho ho (heehee;-)et
Reviewed by Mr. Ed
The grass you do mow??? That'll be the day, D. W.!!!
Reviewed by Lavendar Jazz
I enjoyed this comedic break...Don't smoke and toke too much that you forget to be a "Ho"... you know the Gov't says that weed smokin' makes you loose your short term memory.

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson
Be sure and share with Rufuz...
Reviewed by Tom Hyland
ED - understanding that you the weed do -
for medicinal purposes only -
so, I must say - it's OKAY!

better and cheaper than the manmade,
manufactured chemical compositions that kill your liver,
but the FDA approves anyway!

face it - without weed - you'd still be a HO ...
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

I'm not perfect; I smoke. Not toke (although when my back and neck is hurting so bad, I can't stand it, wouldn't mind) - just be careful. My Daddy smoked ciggies for 61 years, his lungs are shot - in and out of the hospital - this is only going to continue until he dies. Want to quit, myself, but can't ...

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
Reviewed by Bonnie May
Are you mowing grass right now? This is great and funny? Smokin, tokin, ho ho. One funny write and one funny smokin tokin guy. Love, Bonnie
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado
Maybe so, but I am concerned for you. Please don't harm yourself! Smoking that stuff isn't good for you!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :(
Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Hey lil' brother, I see that you are there, up with the angels and the astronauts, when you go by Sweden you could, kin of, give a drag of that one before it becomes your Bogard?

Ed the Elder
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