Friday Night’s Home Run
By: Fee
In the stillness of a Friday night
Grade twelve math’s just a memory
Red dashboard light not too bright
For their passionate itinerary
Eight-track tapes sing Beatle songs
In his cherry sixty nine Chevrolet
One tongue kiss leads to first base
Her timid little whispers says okay
Her young breasts firm and tender
Trembling fingers roughly grope
Nipples popping like little cherries
In my mind give me such hope
Another sip of lemon gin and 7Up
Now my hands are everywhere
First base goes down like a hurricane
Now it’s getting mighty hot in here
Jeans bunched around our knees
Breathing gasps between my groans
I’m so close to stealing third base
As Miss Hotstuff moans and moans
I’m just about to round that base
And the home plate of love’s insight
When a pounding on my window
Is punctuated by a blinding light
“Zip it up son your games is over”
said the policeman looking in,
“This game is called for all the fathers
Whose little girls are wooed to sin…”